Having trouble doing? Looking for a flawless method for it? I'm proud to present this all-inclusive list that will show you the ways. The next time you need to, just reference this list and you'll be a pro in no time.

1. The Normal Way (Yawn)

This is the go-to way. Everybody does it this way, from your best friend to your worst enemy. This way isn't necessarily incorrect. After all, we've been doing it literally since the beginning and it hasn't let us down yet. It's the tried and true method. Although this way is the standard procedure, what if I told you there were better ways? You're gonna kick yourself for not thinking of them sooner, trust me!

2. Here's a Good Way

Solid way. This way gets the job done every time and is commended for its practicality, and some would say it even gives the best way a run for its money. You may or may not have already known how to do it this way, but it's a cut above the regular way. This isn't the best way, though. What keeps this method from being the best is that it leaves a mess or it takes too long, or maybe it requires an expensive gadget or smock. Does the thought of a better way than this frighten you? Are you scared, little one? Best leave now because I'm about to blow your dangerously traditional mind by the end of this list. You can stay here in the stone age if you want, but the fearless few can follow me to enlightenment. Seven more planets, baby! Yeehaw!

3. Definitely Not This Way

Raise your hand if this is you. Well, never do it again. No need to feel embarrassed. You'll soon know the optimal way of going about it and you can start appreciating life.

4. The Absolute Worst Way

I can't believe I know people who have been doing it this way. It's embarrassing. I hope this isn't you. I'll leave you behind when we leave for the seven new Earths. Strictly. But enough stalling. Are you ready for the grand reveal? Well? Are you? This isn't a joke, bub. This is going to change your life. Everything you knew about doing this will be forfeit once you learn the new groove.

5. The Best Way

Boom. Is this not the coolest way? So simple yet so ingenious. A method that'll make you look like a pro but it's really so simple anyone can do it. Just grab, turn and peel, but in that direction, contrary to how you're used to doing it. Some of you may say "Uh, dumbo. I've been doing it this way all along." Relax! I'm not accusing you of ignorance, I'm just making this list to share with people the different ways you can do this. If you really have been doing it this way, then you'll agree: This is the way we do it.

So there you have it. Now that the secret way has been revealed to you, what are you going to do with it? Will you keep it for yourself, or will you share this article so we can evolve as a species and start doing this the right way?