Valentine’s Day is a holiday that you either love or hate. There really is no in between. Essentially, if you are in a solid relationship, you most likely love V-Day and all the googly eyes and chocolate that goes along with it. If you are single however, your feelings may be a wee bit different. This article is for all you smokin’ single ladies out there who deserve a day filled with love, sugar, and fun.
The “I Hate Valentine’s Day” Girl
Inspired by the movie Valentines Day of course! Invite all of your single friends (and the taken ones- we don’t want any hurt feelings on Valentine’s Day, now do we?) for a night of hating on what all single girls can agree is the most depressing holiday of the year. Everyone MUST wear black to mourn love. Wow, that sounds pretty morbid, but whatever. Menu includes assorted dark chocolates…dark like our unlovable souls. I’m mostly joking, seriously, lighten up! It’s all in good fun. For an extra fun activity, go out and buy a heart shaped piñata to whack. Don’t forget the champagne! Oh, and no boys allowed.
The “Why Don’t We All Just Love Our Friends” Girl”
Who the heck cares if you’re single if you have amazing friends to spend your time with? I DON’T. Celebrate your love for your best gals by throwing a soiree for V-Day. Invite your besties over for wine, red velvet cupcakes, and snuggling while watching your favorite chick flick. At the end of the day, our main ladies always have our back through thick and thin. Now THAT’S what I call true love.
The “I Don’t Want To Grow Up” Girl
There’s always that one friend who still thinks the best Valentine’s Days were back in elementary school when we all decorated boxes and made store bought Valentines attached with candy for our classmates. Oh wait; yeah that definitely was the best. Honestly, what could be better then opening 20 plus Valentines with cute little messages to boost your self-esteem? Invite all your friends over for a blast from the past. Do it like your 10-year-old self would this Valentine’s Day, but maybe with some adult beverages (if you are of legal age, of course).
The “I’m Not Giving Up Hope” Girl
Ah, the hopeless romantic. Never give up, girlfriend. We all know that girl who constantly puts her self out there in hopes of finding “the one.” Well, my little go-getter, go all out this Valentine's Day and throw a party, invite all the single people you know- boys included! Who knows, maybe you’ll find your prince. A bowl of candy hearts is a must; they’re the classic Valentine’s Day conversation starter.
The “Leave Me Alone” Girl
We can’t forget the girl who just straight up rejects the holiday and refuses to participate in any of its social festivities. If you are one of her friends, let her enjoy this holiday alone. Some day she will come to her senses. So, if you are that girl, here is the perfect party for one. Groutfit, plus box of chocolates, plus wine, plus Netflix. Bam. Mike drop…we out.
Happy Valentine’s Day, my fellow beautiful single people! Don't worry, if you're like me, your parents will send you a card or something.
