Drunk girls and bathrooms, a unity that meshes together like peanut butter and jelly. If you're a girl and have met a fellow girl in the bathroom during a night of drinking you most likely know how these encounters go. However, the drunk girl encounters in the bathroom are far more complex than many people truly know. In fact, as many people know women are complex individuals and no two are a like, and neither are their drunk alter ego's.
1. The hype girl.
The one girl who overly compliments your looks, clothes, hand-washing method...just about everything she can possibly hype you up about, she will. And honestly, I'm not opposed to getting a random burst of confidence from a stranger.
2. The Crying girl.
There's always a girl uncontrollably crying over a Chad or a Brad, or the DJ not playing 'All the single ladies' so that she could raise her hand and say 'F U' to Brad or Chad. But assuring everyone in the bathroom that she never does this and that she's "not even drunk."
3. The 'Wobbles' girl
The girl who loses all sense of balance when trying to walk to a stall, and slurs to everyone, 'these shoes are really unsteady." Yeah ok, Becky, I'm sure it's the shoe's fault.
4. The Angry Girl.
This girl is just mad about anything and everything, and she has the liquid encouragement in her to let everyone know e x a c t l y how she's feeling. You accidentally let her know that the hand dryer she's about to use is broken and you just unleashed the beast...as she'll slowly stare you down and snarkily say "UH, it'll work if I tell it to work. OKAY, THANKS."
5. The Deep Talker.
The deep talker girl will meet you for five seconds and by the time you finish washing your hands you know about her childhood dog, her passions in life, and the root of her trust issues in all her relationships.
If you have ever been any of these girls or have met any of these girls, I say thank you. Because, let's face it we have all been there one time or another and frankly, you make the women's bathroom an entertaining place to be.
