We sing these songs with Christmas cheer, but have we really listened to them?
1. "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
This is such a catchy song, but have you actually listened to the lyrics before? This girl might actually be interested in this man, but that does not mean that she wants to stay the night. He really needs to take no for an answer. She is politely giving him excuses as to not hurt his feelings; all the while he is trying to manipulate her into staying. It's chilling.
I guess we're all supposed to turn a blind eye to the roofies. "Say what's in this drink?"
2. "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause"
"Oh, What a laugh it would've been if daddy had only seen mommy kissing Santa Clause last night."
Either Daddy was just dressed up as Santa, which is cute and fun, or Mommy was actually kissing someone other that Daddy. Either way, Michael Jackson seems to think that this whole situation would be funny to Daddy. I don't think he would be laughing too much.
3. "Santa Baby
Okay, Santa, I hope you can tell that she is a pure gold digger. Kim Kardashian has got nothing on her. She is so demanding. A convertible, a platinum mine, jewelry, money, a duplex, and a yacht, that's really not a lot. Plus, how small is the duplex or how big is that stocking?
4. "12 Days of Christmas"
This so called "True Love" is a terrible gift giver for the twenty-first century. Besides the five golden rings, there's not much on the list that interests me. It's pretty cool that he or she has literally hired a band and dancers for entertainment, but I could do without the farm animals. It's the thought that counts? I guess so.
5. "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
There are so many things wrong with this song that it's hard to pick where to begin. Why is Grandma walking home? Why isn't someone driving her? Grandpa was taking Grandma's death so well, watching football and playing cards. We can't forget about the kid though. He's worried about Grandma's gifts. This has to be the most messed up traditional Christmas song on the radio.
