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5 Things You Know To Be True If You Live In Benson

Benson: one of the finest places you can live at FHU

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5 Things You Know To Be True If You Live In Benson
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1. "Quiet Time" is nonexistent

I'm not sure, but I think that after 12:30 am on weekdays and 1:00 am on weekends, Freed dorms enter what is supposed to be a sort of "quiet time." The opposite is true in Benson. It ramps up after 12:30. The shouting, the yelling, the shrieking, the door-slamming, whatever those Phi Kappa boys are doing on 2nd floor—it all comes together to create the perfect post-midnight cacophony of Benson. The cacophony doesn't care if you have an 8:30 class tomorrow. The cacophony knows only one thing: pure mayhem. We Benson Boys wouldn't have it any other way.

2. Papa Joel is the man

Can I get an amen? Between the majestic red beard and the meme-filled emails, the coolness is bar-none. To be fair, I have exactly zero experience with other dorm parents. But I don't need any—Papa Joel is the man.

3. Fire drills are interesting

What does F. H. A. even stand for?

4. Cleanliness isn't necessarily next to godliness

There are some stand-up dudes in Benson. Real, genuine, great guys. And they're filthy. You can't hold that against them.

5. You live in the best boy's dorm at FHU

Sewell is nice, Farrow is cool, but Benson is where it's at. As one Real Estate person once famously said, "location, location, location." Combine Benson's sweet location with the awesomeness that happens on a regular basis, and you got yourself the best dorm at FHU.

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