All we look forward to over Thanksgiving break is stuffing our faces with home-cooked meals and being able to shower without plastic shoes on. What we don't sign up for are the conversations with relatives where they ask you all the nagging questions that cannot be answered without sarcasm, but of course we answer them as nicely as possible.

1) "How do you plan to make a future out of that major?"

How am I even supposed to know? I still have 5 semesters left.

2) "Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?"

Maybe I'll just start accepting applications.

3) "Have you gained weight?"

I'm self aware, but you can thank the dining hall.

4) "How is your resume coming?"

I'm professional in writing a paper in 45 minutes before a class.

5) "Are you going to get all A's?"

If there's a miracle, there's a way.