Some people are simply born to be well-rounded, mature individuals. They spring out of the womb with a briefcase and intensive knowledge about politics and the stock market. Unfortunately, I am not one of those people. I'm still waiting for the epiphany that I assume one gets when they realize, “Hey, I'm an adult,” or “Hey, maybe it's not appropriate to eat Lunchables when I'm not on a fourth grade class field trip.”
You may be wondering if you're adulting the right way or if you're mature enough to be left alone anywhere without supervision. The following signs will help you to know if you are, in fact, a child at heart.
1. Your favorite part of a store is the toy aisle.
When buying a toy for your 4-year-old nephew suddenly turns into dropping $120 on a "Star Wars" Lego set entirely for yourself, you just might be an adult child.
2. You are constantly told to "grow up."
If you've ever heard this before, you know just how annoying it is. Being told to “act your age” when you're simply having fun is a major buzzkill. Let me pelt M&M’s at your cats in peace, Grandma.
3. You have "mom friends."
Not including my actual mother, I have about three moms. These are the friends who constantly make sure you're not forgetting anything or making yourself look ridiculous in public. For some reason they stick around and never lose patience with your endless shenanigans.
4. You can't take serious things seriously.
This is probably the biggest downfall of being immature. When something happens that should not be laughed about, what do you do? You laugh. I don't know if this is a coping mechanism for tense situations or what, but it's a major pain in the butt. For those who have had someone laugh because you told them that your hamster died, they most likely couldn't help it.
5. The idea of being an adult terrifies you.
Bills? Taxes? Going to the doctor by yourself? Time to scream into the abyss.
6. You're pissed about Heely’s not being a thing anymore.
Honestly, this is the most upsetting thing on the list for me personally. Someone please tell me why I can't be a successful businesswoman while simultaneously rocking Heely’s? If I see another sign that says “No Heely's” on any establishment, I'm going to start protesting.
If you have experienced or can relate to these signs, I have some urgent news for you. Please do not be worried if you're not as mature as everyone around you, because it's honestly so much more fun to stay young while you can. Life is about being happy and if you're content with watching Cartoon Network in your pajamas all day, then why not? We have our whole lives to grow up, kids. Quit listening to what society says and let your inner child live on.
