1. I am constrained to a pattern.

As I wait in line, I smell the unquestionable odor of coffee beans roasting. Everyone in front of me and beside me stares robotically at the menu. Each day this occurs, as one after the other waits in line. I always scroll through the options, and wonder should I try something new, but as soon as I’m in front of the cashier- I say the same five words… “Tall Chai Tea Latte Please.” Starbucks has caused me to lose my individual thought because all I follow are the actions of the group. No matter how hard I try to run away the eyes of Starbucks are always on me urging me to stop, drop some cash, and shop.

2. The Freshman Fifteen.

Yes, I suffered the effects of the so-called first-year occurrence. I don't deny it, it was entirely my fault, but I had no restraint - and still don't. Lattes are fattening, but they are so freaking good. Present satisfaction has become more important to me then future inevitability.

3. I'm basic.

I don't buy coffee anywhere else on campus because I like looking at the drawing on the coffee cups. It's more expensive, yes, but I can get freaking artsy - so I honestly don't mind. I've basically become a walking Pinterest just because of Starbucks' pretty cups.

4. I'm broke.

Yes, it's true. I stop and shop so much that my money flies quickly out of my account. I have accepted my problem - and I must now warn all of those who still suffer from the Gold Card Syndrome. It's real! Literally, I don't see the money, so I'm not afraid to swipe. Swiping over and over untilmy mom gets back to me about the credit card bill, and I succumb to it all.

5. It's a complete and utter waste of my time.

I wait for 45 minutes for one drink. I could be studying for a test, but no why would I do a silly thing like that.

However, the one thing Starbucks has done for me is improve the art of conversation. We talk and communicate with those around us as we wait for our order to arrive. This is a miracle in and of itself because society has taught us to be afraid of strangers, but instead by drinking one chai tea latte at Starbucks, we gain a newfound faith in humanity. Therefore, I guess all the time wasted, money spent, and pounds gained was worth it in the end because I gained something that many are never taught.