Alright, let's be real. When making this planet, God made water to drink, human beings to roam the earth, air to breathe and pineapples. Am I right? Essentially, this is a fruit made directly from the gods and we are for sure treating it as such. This super cute fruit is climbing to the top and isn't letting any other citrus delight stand in its way *snaps in z-formation*. But for real...why?

1. You want, need, should be wearing it.

"OMG, did you see Becky today? She is wearing the CUTEST pineapple dress!" Apparently, more people need to be like Becky and get on over to the mall to purchase some new clothes. Becky is being talked about in all the right ways all because of that fruit. Thanks, pineapple.

2. Have you ever taken a bite?

Of an actual, real-life pineapple, I mean. Well, if you haven't, I can safely presume you've been living under a rock. Also, I know what you're thinking: "What if someone is allergic?". I am here to stop that silly talk. How could someone be allergic to such a beautiful thing?

You can eat a pineapple in so many different ways. Wanting ice cream and pineapple? Cold Stone that shit and boom, you're basically crying at this point because of your creation you just formed of sugary goodness.

Change up your boring cheese pizza by tossing some pineapple on top. Have you ever heard of pineapple upside down cake? Perfect to make with your granny, and when I say "make", I mean make granny do the work and you enjoy the cake, duh.

3. Men give it a whole new meaning

Yeah, Becky, your shorts are great but scoot over, because the men just walked in. Just think of all the insta-worthy pictures that could happen if more guys wore pineapple attire.

One easy way to get all the boys in this print is to simply gift them with it. Do you have a boo thang? Pineapple gift. Dad, uncle or brother? Pineapple gift. Literally, that cute random guy in your MWF classes? Pineapple gift. I know men do not deserve such gifts, but this will be for us ladies. The end results will make our world spin. The man you used to see in that old Nike dri-fit shirt will now be rocking a two-toned pineapple button up, thanks to your fruity gift giving.

4. Happy Halloween Y'all

Trick-or-Treat, give me something good to eat! October is every college girl's stressful month since we have the biggest question weighing on our shoulders that we're expected to answer long before the 31st: What should I b for Halloween?

For some reason, we never get that question answered until the late hours on October 30th. During this time, we realize we're broke as hell, the stores closed a couple hours ago and we're refusing to wear last year's Minnie Mouse costume. Naturally, we get off our bum and DIY a costume until we see the sunrise.

5. Pineapples relate to love

So, I am ninety-eight percent positive that Nat King Cole was inspired by pineapples when he wrote his song "L.O.V.E.". This fruit is tough on the outside, but once you open it up, it becomes rich and sugary, which sounds like a relationship at its finest. Have you ever spent days, months or maybe even years trying to figure out your romantic interest and your situation? Well, do not get discouraged because it took horticulturistsalmost two centuries trying to figure out how to cultivate the pineapple in Europe. Don't stop believing y'all.