1. Why would Kim share that video on Snapchat?

Wow, that really should've been private. I mean it's not like I've ever overshared on social media before. Social media platforms, especially Snapchat (which, as we know, self destructs after 24 hours) do not lend themselves to oversharing at all, no sir.

2. Why did Taylor act so hurt when Famous was released?

I mean, she already knew she was mentioned in the song. So what if she didn't know the complete lyric. She's a celebrity, she doesn't have feelings, she's a robot. So are Kim and Kanye, for that matter. How dare Kim jump to defend someone she loves? How dare Taylor reference past conflicts? Geez, it's like they're human or something.

3. Taylor writes songs calling people out all the time.

And obviously, that makes it okay for everyone else to do the same, because Taylor Swift is the standard to which all artists hold themselves...wait, no. Is Taylor Swift the only artist who writes about other people in her songs? (Hint: no) Could it possibly be that we know the people in her songs because she's super famous and her friends are super famous? Just throwing that out there. In the words of the immortal Tevye, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth leaves the whole world blind and toothless."

4. ...FEUD?

Feuds: The Montagues and Capulets, Hamilton and Burr, prolonged arguments during which blood was shed.

Not feuds: Celebrities mildly offended by each other who retaliate by posting videos and screenshots on social media. See also: hearsay.

5. Wait, while I've been thinking about this, what else has happened?

Racism, sexism, violence of all kinds, natural disasters, sexual assault, debt, global warming, the Republican National Convention, Trump...huh. I guess this just isn't that important.

End note: On the real though, Kanye...I could get over that lyric. But that video? Too far, sir. Too far.