1. Do you have a job?
Yeah between taking six classes, being in two clubs, and trying to have a life, I totally have time left over to work…. Why do you think I asked you for money, gift cards, and food this year????
2. How are your grades?
Just turn around and walk the other direction.
3. Do you know what you’re going to do with your degree?
I still have no idea what I’m going to do with the rest of my life. It took me 35 minutes to pick out a pair of shoes for tonight, you really think I have made up my mind on what I want to do until I’m old like you?
4. Did you gain weight?
Yes, Aunt Cheryl, I did gain a little weight. Between the late night food runs and drinking on the weekends somehow those few extra pounds found me.
5. Still no boyfriend?
No Grandma no boys want to be with me…. Still. I’m bound to be alone forever and soon I’m going to start asking for cats for Christmas























