Ah, coming home from college. You’re so excited to sit back, relax and enjoy some quality time with yourself. But wait, don’t forget about all the questions that every neighbor, family friend, and relative is most likely going to ask you.

1. "How's school been?"

It’s been great! You know, just been drinking excessive amounts of moscato and dancing on tables, the usual.

2. "What are you majoring in?"

*cue fake smile to hide stressed feelings about declaring a major*

3. "What’s the campus like?"

Basically a dream. Chipotle to your left and Dominos to your right.

4. "What's the nightlife like?" (most likely asked by an older relative)

Frat parties, frat parties, and oh yeah, frat parties(sry grandma).

5. Any idea what you want to do after graduation?

UGH don't say the G-word!