5 Things More Reliable Than Boys

5 Things More Reliable Than Boys

Because boys suck.

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Ok, so we've all been there. You're talking to a guy and well...it's complicated. One day he acts like he's in love with you, and the next day, you're basically invisible to him. Throughout the years, I've learned that these kinds of guys aren't worth it; you deserve to be valued every single day. Plus, there are so many things in this world more reliable than boys. Here are some things I love that I know will always be there for me.

1. My best friends

Don't ever put boys over your true best friends. They are the ones that are really always there for you.

2. A good bottle of wine

Nothing says self-love by treating yourself to a quality bottle of wine. I love wine, and it loves me too.

3. Pizza

Pizza is definitely something you can always count on. I'll take it over boys any day.

4. My family

Through thick and thin, I know that my family always has my back. No matter how much I mess up, they will always love me.

5. My dog

Last but not least, my dog Bentley is DEFINITELY the best boy out there. He cuddles me, kisses me, and of course, runs to the door when I get home. I know he appreciates me, and I never have to question his unwavering loyalty to me.

Just remember that there is more to life than boys. If you are questioning if he's worth it, he probably isn't.

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75 Of The Most Iconic Vine Quotes

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Vine may be dead but Vine references live on. I still watch Vine threads AT LEAST twice a day. Here are 75 of the most quotable vines:

1. "Ooooooo, he needs some milk."

2. "Hi, welcome to Chili's."

3. "It is Wednesday, my dudes."

4. "Country boy, I love you ahhhwweelhwh..."

5. "Escalera oooooooaaaa!"

6. "F**k ya chicken strips!"

7. "Barbecue sauce on my titties."

8. "Gimme your F**KING money!"

9. "That was legitness."

10. "Ms. Keisha, MS. KEISHA! Oh my f**king God, she f**king dead."

11. "Fre-sha-vocado."

12. "Staaaahp! I coulda dropped my croissant!"

13. "That's my OPINION."

14. "You're not my dad, ugly ass f**king noodle head."

15. "What the f**k, Richard."

16. "This bitch empty, YEET!"

17. "Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does."

18. "What up, I'm Jared I'm 19, and I never f**king learned how to read."

19. "Um, I'm never been to oovoo javer."

20. "My God, they were roommates."

21. "Why are you running, why are you running?"

22. "Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe."

23. "I can't swim."

24. "Lebron James."

25. "It's an avocado, thanksssss..."

26. "Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."

27. "Watch your profanity."

28. "I love you bitch, I ain't never gonna stop loving you, biiiiiitch."

29. "What are thoooooose?"

30. "I smell like beef."

31. "You better stop."

32. "What the F**K IS UP KYLE?"

33. "Come get y'all juice."

34. "Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay."

35. "So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?"

36. "I wanna be a cowboy, baby."

37. "Why you always lying?"

38. "Nice Ron" "I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?"

39. "I'm washing me and my clothes."

40. "Honey, you've got a big storm coming."

41. "XOXO, gossip girl."

42. "Shoutout to all the pear."

43. "A potato flew around my room before you came."

44. "Chipotle is my life."

45. "Look at all those chickens!"

46. "YOU BETTER STOP."

47. "I like turtles."

48. "It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life, watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON."

49. "Deez nuts, HA GOT EM?"

50. "F**k you, I don't want no ravioli."

51. "21."

52. "I'm in my mum's car, broom broom."

53. "Iridocyclitis."

54. "You know what, I'm about to say it."

55. "That is NOT correct."

56. "Uh, I'm not finished" "Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?"

57. "I have osteoporosis."

58. "ADAM."

59. "Merry Chrysler."

60. "Wait a minute, who ARE you?"

61. "Try me, bitch."

62. "When will you learn, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?"

63. "I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gone get no sleep cause of me!"

64. "Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?"

65. "So no head?"

66. "You got eczema."

67. "I am shooketh."

68. "Hey my name is Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow."

69. "Can I PLEASE get a waffle?"

70. "There is only one thing worse than a rapist." "A child."

71. "Ah f**k, I can't believe you've done this."

72. "Bitch, I hope the f**k you do."

73. "Two shots of vodka."

74. "F**k off Janet, I'm not going to your f**king baby shower."

75. "JEEEEEZ, Jesus Christ."

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The 5 Different Fans You'll See In At The Theater For 'Avengers: Endgame'

Other than spoiling the kinds of fans that are inevitably going to disrupt the movie by FaceTiming their grandma to watch the movie with them, there are no spoilers in this article, don't worry.

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With the fourth installment of the "Avengers" films, "Avengers: Endgame" being released recently, you might want to know what you're getting yourself into before you see it. And I'm not talking about what you'll be getting yourself into in terms of the heavy emotional toll the hours of crying yourself to sleep will have on you, I'm talking about how to prepare yourself for who might be your possible neighbor in the audience for the movie.

1. The Total Geek

Everyone knows the guy who shows up to the latest comic book movie all decked out in a Captain America jumpsuit carrying a huge metal shield to the movie's opening night. Expect lots of those.

2. The Clueless Hipster Who Goes For The Hype

The dude who shows up and has absolutely no clue what's going on in the movie, but will tell everyone it was his favorite film ever. And yeah, he'll use the word film.

3. The Family Of 5

This fan group will usually show up five minutes before showtime and expect to get five seats all together in the best spot. Sorry to break it to you, Collins family, but your asses (no matter how American) are getting separated.

4. The Angry Middle-Aged Single Man Who Shushes Everybody

If someone laughs for too long at a funny scene, this angry 38-year-old single man will start hollering at them to shut up, which is even more disruptive than someone yawning quietly.

5. The Father/Mother/Grandma/Sibling Who Was Dragged Along

As someone who is too cripplingly insecure to go to a movie alone, in the past I've asked my dad to come see movies with me. After he puts up a big fight, we eventually go together. You'll see tons of awkward people sitting in the audience who have no interest in the film and are only there because they were dragged there by another person.

Before you go see "Avengers: Endgame," you should prepare yourself in many ways, one of which is who you might end up sitting next to.

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