5 Lies We All Told Our Roommates

A few white lies to make sure they don't run after the first week ...

Mar 28, 2016

Sarah Ford

Having a roommate can not only be fun, but it can also be stressful. Making a positive first impression is extremely important as this is someone you will be spending a huge chunk of time with. Here are some lies we've all told our roommates upon getting to know them:

1. “I like to make my bed every morning.”

A made bed really does make any room look exponentially cleaner. But let's be real, after that first week, sleeping in for an extra five minutes beats impressing your roommate with your motivation to tuck and fold sheets in the morning.

2. “I’m a quiet sleeper, I swear!”

While this usually doesn’t intentionally start off as a lie, it always ends up being one.

3. “We will be best friends!”

It’s great to be close with your roommate. I have developed an amazing relationship with my current roommate. However, setting this expectation can put a strain on the relationship. Let the relationship take its natural course!

4. “I wake up as soon as my first alarm goes off.”

Because we’re all just so motivated to jump out of bed as soon as our alarms obnoxiously remind us it’s 7 a.m., right? Wrong. After a while, waking up in the morning goes from rapidly reaching for your phone to turn off the alarm and (hopefully) not waking up your roommate, to reaching and grunting for the phone and hitting the snooze button, only for it to go off six more times.

5. “Sexiling? What’s that? No. Never.”

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5 Lies We All Told Our Roommates

A few white lies to make sure they don't run after the first week ...

1. “I like to make my bed every morning.”

2. “I’m a quiet sleeper, I swear!”

3. “We will be best friends!”

4. “I wake up as soon as my first alarm goes off.”

5. “Sexiling? What’s that? No. Never.”

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2. Autumn Acoustics

3. Autumn Leaves

4. Deep Dark Indie

5. Dreamy Fall

6. Halloween Hipster

7. Wanderlust

8. Your Favorite Coffeehouse

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1. Realizing there's no more toilet paper when it's already too late.

2. Making a cup of coffee in the morning and forgetting it in the car.

3. Pushing doors that say pull.

4. When you hear people chew.

5. When it's really quiet in a room and you hear that one person breathing like they just ran a marathon.

6. Grabbing a chocolate chip cookie, only to realize it's actually oatmeal raisin.

7. Getting comfortable in bed and then realizing you forgot to pee/turn off the light.

8. That one aunt/uncle that just always gives you that creepy vibe.

9. When your teacher makes you buy a textbook that you never even crack open.

10. Continuing to open and reopen the fridge until the food that you want magically makes its way in there.

11. Walking into a room and then automatically forgetting why you went in there.

12. People that drive without using their blinker.

13. When you have really slow wi-fi.

14. People who feel the need to scream into their phones as if the other person can't hear them.

15. The world's obsession with the Kardashian/Jenner families.

16. Advertisements before Youtube videos.

17. When people read over your shoulder.

18. A-holes that park in the handicapped spots when they, in fact, not handicapped.

19. People who cut in line.

20. The LIRR/MTA

21. Being stuck behind someone who is walking painfully slow.

22. When people smoke cigarettes right in front of the entrance to the building you have to walk into.

23. When boys think it's cool to treat girls like crap.

24. Guys that still go to high school parties even though they've been out of high school for years.

25. Celebrities that are obviously lip-syncing.

26. How you need a scissor to get the scissor out of its package.

27. When people text using that stupid "voice text" function.

28. Telling someone you can't hear them, so they use the same exact volume and just repeat what they said.

29. When someone gets in the shower right as you were about to get in the shower.

30. Saying "What?" for some reason, even though you heard what the person said.

31. When you're in a rush but the light is red.

32. Cashiers putting your change down on the counter instead of in your hand.

33. The people that go up to order food to the cashier but are still continuing their phone conversation.

34. That awkward time in the fall when it's freezing in the morning but stifling in the afternoon.

35. Emailing your professor a long winded paragraph about a problem you are having and they email back, "Sure."

36. Guys who put their car as their profile picture on Facebook.

37. Girls who have "X Years Young." in their Instagram bios.

38. Trying to find the beginning to a roll of tape.

39. When people drive your car and adjust your mirrors/seat.

40. People that talk during the movie.

41. People that decide to engage in conversation right in the middle of the hallway/sidewalk.

42. When someone says, "no offense," and then continues to say something offensive.

43. People that pop their significant others pimples.

44. Teacher's pets.

45. Going to the bathroom and someone goes into the stall right next to you.

46. When someone leaves your room and doesn't shut the door.

47. Political debates between two people who know nothing about politics.

48. When you get all ready to go out and your friend cancels plans.

49. People that drop their friends for their significant other.

50. People that don't like animals.

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