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5 Dogs Who Think They're Better Than You

The question is…can you blame them?

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5 Dogs Who Think They're Better Than You

Dogs are obviously the best things to happen to mankind. They are amazing creatures who manage to be your best friend without ever saying a single word. Let's face it: some dogs, like some people, just happen to think they’re better than you. These are a few of them.

The Model Dog

This dog expects their collar to be top of the line and not irritate their necks. They demand to be walked twice a day and can’t help but get loud when you’re running late. While they do need their beauty sleep, they will also find plenty of time in their day for grooming, yoga, practice finding the perfect light, and taking the occasional cat nap to avoid wrinkles.

The Foodie Dog

This dog is highly educated in the types of kibble they eat. They choose to only eat top-of-the-line food and will not accept anything else. If you try to give them something not on their list of approved kibble, you can expect to find the food on the carpet later that night. If you’re around them, you are held to the same high standard or you are sure to receive a thinly veiled look of disdain.

The Old Money Dog

This dog has always been carefree when it comes to his/her wants. Their collars, bowls, food, and bedding should all be worth more than any other dog. These dogs expect their family name and breed to allow them anything they want. Don’t deny these dogs what they want, or the force of their owner will come down on you.

The Instagram Famous Dog

This dog has worked for Internet fame and is proud of their accomplishment. They will always be posing and will spend hours finding the right angle and lighting for the pictures. Taking this dog out requires a lot of breaks as they try to make every moment worth documenting. You’ll know if this dog is unhappy when they don't stop to pose for you.

The Princess Dog

This dog is from a long line of pampering and high expectations. Never expect them to lift a finger, as they are used to having a wait staff. When it comes to glamour and glitz, they have all that they need, so don’t feel bad if you can’t find a gift for them. This dog always expects something new, so pull out all the stops when you're around them.

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