Over the past couple of years, multiple celebrities have announced they were running for presidency. Lindsay Lohan, Kanye West and Waka Flocka Flame are some honorable mentions in this case, but at least there was a good amount of memes to keep us entertained as result. When Donald Trump announced his plan for campaigning, most of us probably thought it was a joke, because he has announced the same plan for over a decade but ultimately never followed through with it. Now, things are getting more serious. As we get closer to November for the final countdown, Donald Trump is one of the most popular candidates. Now the outcome is unknown.
Pack up everything and hightail it to Canada.
Apparently, there's an island in Canada that is prepared to bring in potential refugees fleeing a country under Trump. If you think this may work for you, Cape Breton Island in Nova Scotia is awaiting your stay. It has everything you and your family may need, including schools, its own university and very picturesque scenery far away from a toupee and crushed Cheetos dust tan. Think of it like buying a timeshare, but probably living there forever. Also, isn't it a little ironic that there's a refugee crisis in America, and some Americans may consider becoming one voluntarily?
It's not like anyone else is using it. NASA shut down the Space Program a few years back, so this may be a little expensive for you unless you've been racking in at least six figures a year. If worse comes to worst, I'm sure someone will try to rig up a human-sized slingshot with some rubber bands tied together. That good ol' American ingenuity that this country is founded on will help you out. Go volunteer yourself as tribute and maybe we'll try it after you do.
Go vote.
Quite honestly, regardless of who you vote for, voting itself is important. People have told me personally that they aren't voting because they don't want to side with one candidate, or because they just don't think anyone is worth the vote. Every vote matters. Also this is the option that requires the least amount of effort, so if your first instinct was to go for either of the other two options, save yourself the trouble and just drive to the ballot.
