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45 Things Clumsy People Hate

A list of everything that makes clumsy people who they are.

Megan McAleer
Dec 12, 2016
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45 Things Clumsy People Hate
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I am seriously so clumsy it's ridiculous. I trip over my own feet, and somehow managed to break my foot walking down two steps. I've stepped on glass after breaking said glass and have even managed to fall off a treadmill and hit my face.

If you know anyone like this, show them this list. These are 45 things that any clumsy person will tell you has likely caused them to fall, get hurt, or just generally embarrass themselves.


1. Stairs with no railings

2. High heels

3. Ledges

4. Curbs

5. Generally anything with wheels that isn't a car

6. Running

7. Large cracks in sidewalks

8. Anything sharp

9. Straight irons

10. Curling irons

11. That first step you take up a stair that's taller than the rest

12. Walking through a large crowd

13. Trying to grab something you dropped while still sitting in a desk

14. Escalators

15. Carrying a lot of plates

16. Holding filled glasses

17. Bunk beds

18. Treadmills

19. Wearing white pants

20. Wearing white shirts

21. Stairs in general

22. Stages

23. Glass Christmas tree ornaments

24. Standing on a chair to reach something higher up

25. Walking down grass hills

26. Walking down steep hills with snow

27. Getting picked up

28. Swimming pool diving boards

29. Walking through the dark

30. Taking something hot out of the oven

31. Phones without cases

32. Having to walk across a stage

33. Trampolines with no net

34. Hot glue guns

35. Putting on tight pants

36. The gap between the platform and a train

37. Walking on a train or bus while it's moving

38. Low ceilings

39. Wet floors

40. Being on crutches

41. Ice skating

42. Clear glass doors

43. Black ice

44. High top bar stools with no back

45. Untied shoe laces



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