I just so happen to live in Coltrane Hall. The dorms in Coltrane are ridiculously small and this is just a list I have compiled so far in my head of items that my dorm is smaller than,

1. Smaller than a prison cell

2. Smaller than those tiny pumpkins you see at the store, but never actually get

3. Smaller than a grain of rice

4. Smaller than that one shriveled up grape that should drop out of grape school and become a raisin already

5. Smaller than a Nokia cell phone

6. Smaller than my pinky finger

7. Smaller than the Flinstone's Vitamin Chews

8. Smaller than my Chihuahua

9. Smaller than a toothpick

10. Smaller than my respect for Donald Trump

11. Smaller than a toddler's XXS

12. Smaller than mini cupcakes

13. Smaller than how much I want to go back to high school

14. Smaller than Donald Trump's qualifications to run for President

15. Smaller than a bullet

16. Smaller than the keys on the keyboard that I'm using to type this

17. Smaller than a flower petal

18. Smaller than a tea candle

19. Smaller than an apartment in Japan

20. Smaller than Donald Trump's hands

21. Smaller than my battery percentage after not charging my phone at night

22. Smaller than sea salt

23. Smaller than that one screw that you're just like "Where am I supposed to get a screw driver for this?"

24. Smaller than the time I have to get to my stats class from my political science class

25. Smaller than my field of vision with a blind fold on

26. Smaller than one of those mini bibles

27. Smaller than the leftovers after a good meal

28. Smaller than reverse racism.... just kidding, Coltrane actually exists

29. Smaller than a throw pillow

30. Smaller than the a single piece of glitter

31. Smaller than the time it takes for major twitter sites to steal a good tweet

32. Smaller than puppy kibble

33. Smaller than that one spec that is always on your glasses

34. Smaller than the rain drop you watch fall down a window

35. Smaller than that one bubble on your phone screen when you put a new cover on

36. Smaller than my attention span in statistics

37. Smaller than the wifi signal in Antarctica

38. Smaller than the battery on my laptop after streaming an entire season of American Horror Story on Netflix

39. Smaller than that one pocket that's inside your jean pocket that you have no use for

40. Smaller than a blade of grass

41. Smaller than an aglet

42. Smaller than how much I like ads

43. Smaller than how long I can be in the same room as a white supremacists without being violent

44. Smaller than all the other dorms in North Carolina

Though the dorms are extremely small, the great people who reside inside make up for it.