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42 Things I Would Rather Do Than Give Up Coffee

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Amanda Twomey
Oct 03, 2016
UNC Charlotte
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42 Things I Would Rather Do Than Give Up Coffee
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If you're like me, you just simply cannot survive without a daily dose of coffee. It is my fuel that gets me up in the morning and through my day. I cannot imagine the absolute torture that would be giving up coffee forever, but I can predict that it would be the worst experience. With that being said, here are 42 terrible things that I would gladly rather do than give up my favorite thing: coffee.

1. Run a marathon in flip flops

2. Brush my teeth with vinegar

3. Have Netflix buffer

4. Lick peanut butter off a homeless man’s foot

5. Never eat ice cream again

6. Take all 8am classes

7. See clowns everywhere I go

8. Have everyone forget my birthday

9. Have my parents follow me on snapchat

10. Find out my boyfriend is gay

11. Lose my headphones

12. Own a Furby

13. Listen to Michael Buble’s Christmas album on repeat

14. Live in the desert

15. Live in NC at the moment

16. Be stuck in a room with all my ex boyfriends

17. Play with an Quija board

18. Have my jewelry get tangled

19. Have my car get towed

20. Submit an assignment at 12:01 a.m.

21. Forget someone’s birthday

22. Have Kim Kardashian narrate my life

23. Trip on a curb

24. Pour cereal and have no milk

25. Inherit the national debt

26. Burn toast

27. Take the SAT every day

28. Be broke

29. Have a tooth pulled with no numbing

30. Fight a wrestler

31. Spend the night in a dumpster

32. Shave my eyebrows off

33. Only use a gas station bathroom

34. Run out of gas in the middle nowhere

35. Have awful Wi-Fi

36. Drink a 4loko

37. Text someone without iMessage

38. Own a Prius

39. Forget an umbrella in a downpour

40. Go to the mall the day before Christmas

41. Miss my flight

42. Make a list of 42 awful things

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