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42 Things Better Than A Boyfriend

Netflix > boys.

Karen Osborn
Sep 09, 2014
Cornell University
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42 Things Better Than A Boyfriend

A rebuttal to 21 Things Better than a Girlfriend. 

Your 20's really are the best years of your life, why waste them tied down? Here are things you could be doing, and enjoying, instead. 

  1. Online Shopping
  2. Puppies
  3. Girl's nights
  4. Chipotle
  5. Shoes
  6. Being tan
  7. Sleep
  8. Fat Tuesday
  9. Dancing on elevated surfaces
  10. Getting your hair done
  11. Getting 10% off at TheFlauntShop.com with code TFSNY
  12. Quoting Mean Girls
  13. Losing three pounds
  14. Clean sheets on your bed
  15. Screaming Taylor Swift songs in the car
  16. Karaoke
  17. Not shaving your legs
  18. Wine
  19. Pumpkin Spice Lattes
  20. Food in general
  21. Day drinking
  22. Country concerts
  23. Luke Bryan's butt
  24. Brunch
  25. Channing Tatum's dance moves
  26. Leggings
  27. Binge watching Netflix
  28. Craving chik-fil-a
  29. Jack, Jim, and Jose
  30. Singing Beyonce into your hairbrush while dancing around your underwear
  31. Ice cream
  32. Baseball players' butts
  33. Victoria's Secret Semi annual sale
  34. She's the Man
  35. Drunk tweeting
  36. Monograms
  37. Apparel orders
  38. Football games
  39. Being twitter famous
  40. Themed parties
  41. Being a strong independent woman who don't need no man
  42. Doing everything bigger and better. Or not, whatever your prerogative.
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