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41 Thoughts You Have While Flying

"Flying is hours of boredom, punctuated by moments of stark terror."

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41 Thoughts You Have While Flying
  1. Let me go print out my boarding pass at a kiosk.
  2. What's my confirmation number again?
  3. Boarding group four? Again?
  4. At least I have an aisle seat!
  5. Let me check this bag so I can stop lugging it around.
  6. Please, please, please don't look at the picture on my ID. No one should have to see the hideousness that is that picture.
  7. My bag is only 49 pounds, thank goodness. No overweight fees for me!
  8. Okay, on to security.
  9. This is my least favorite part.
  10. Why didn't I wear slip-on shoes?
  11. Dang it, I forgot a one-quart bag to put my liquids in.
  12. Great, I have 0.2 seconds to get all my stuff out of the bins before being trampled by the person behind me.
  13. Well, I haven't been arrested (yet).
  14. And there are no seats at my gate. Hello, floor.
  15. Finally, we're boarding!
  16. I don't know why I bothered getting in line. It's still going to be 20 minutes before they actually call my group.
  17. Sir, that bag is definitely not small enough to be classified as carry-on.
  18. Finally -- on the plane!
  19. How do the flight attendants look so put together? If all I did was fly I would look like a zombie.
  20. I feel like the seats get smaller each time I fly.
  21. Ooh, that person is cute. Hopefully he is next to me.
  22. Nope, I got a person that doesn't speak the same language as me and has no sense of personal space.
  23. The in-flight entertainment better be good.
  24. I have to pay for it? Never mind.
  25. Time to read the plane's magazine and pretend to be interested in the articles.
  26. They are bringing around drinks! Yay!
  27. I'll have a Diet Coke, duh. Like, you even have to ask.
  28. The person next to me is getting very handsy.
  29. Okay, sir, I understand now that you have to go to the bathroom. There was no need to put your hand on my thigh.
  30. Great, now I have to go.
  31. This is the tiniest bathroom I've ever been in.
  32. That toilet flush is so powerful, I'm scared it'll suck me down with it.
  33. I guess I'll just sleep.
  34. The recline on this chair is despicable.
  35. No, baby, no. Stop crying.
  36. Great, now every other baby on this flight started wailing.
  37. I am never ever having children.
  38. Yay, we're finally landing!
  39. Ooh, that was a rough landing.
  40. Please stop shoving, we're all trying to get off the plane.
  41. Oh, land, sweet land. How I've missed you.
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