Let’s be honest. Heading back to school after spring break is a very dark time. Whether you went on a tropical vacation or had a relaxing staycation with your bed and Netflix, it was a grand time you never wanted to end. Sadly reality has struck and you must now return to your normal, kind of adult life. Back to classes and work and all the daily struggles you’ve been putting off for the last week. You can do it! Only a few more weeks and it’ll be summer. Whoo!
1. Ugh.
2. UGH
3. Why am I back in this hellhole?
4. I thought I cleaned my room.
5. What is that smell?
6. I should probably unpack
7. Or not.
8. Oh hello wonderful humans I must return to sharing a room with!
9. I guess having to come back justifies eating ice cream.
10. It was traumatic walking up all those stairs. You earned it.
11. What classes do I even have tomorrow?
12. What classes am I even taking this semester?
13. Eh. Any professor who gives homework over break is a jerk anyway.
14. Alright, time to unpack for real.
15. Wait I should go make sure my friends had a good break.
16. I'm just being a good friend! I'm not lazy.
17. Great. I totally had homework
18. I have to wake up earlier than I've gone to bed all week.
19. This is horrific
20. I should just drop out.
21. I can major in watching Netflix
22. What a thrilling life!
23. Totally forgot to text my mom that I'm alive.
24. I'm the worst child ever.
25. Maybe I should skip my first class tomorrow.
26. I could say I was away and my flight got delayed.
27. Maybe classes won't be too hard!
28. Midterms just happened, what could they possibly quiz us on.
29. Professors should know we're all a hot mess minus the hot.
30. Unpack!
31. OMG did I forget my charger at home?
32. S#!t s#!t s#!t s#!t!!
33. Oh nope it's right here. Crisis averted!
34. Well, now that I've wasted two hours I should probably do something productive.
35. You know what, you should go to bed early.
36. Gotta be up early. This will start the week off well!
37. Unpack tomorrow! Your clothes aren't going anywhere.
38. So glad I won't be able to sleep considering I woke up at 1:00 p.m. all week and it's 11:00 p.m.
39. Welp, I tried.
40. Back to "Gilmore Girls."
41. College is the best.
