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40 Ways To Spend Your Valentine's Day Alone

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Jeri Sasser

Feb 08, 2016

University of Oklahoma

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40 Ways To Spend Your Valentine's Day Alone

There are over 7,000,000,000 people in this world. Seven BILLION people roam the Earth... and you're still single. Worse than that, you're single on Valentine's Day. For some, being single on this special day has become something of a tradition. But for others, this is the first February 14th that doesn't promise sweets, stuffed animals, and jewels. Not to worry!I have done us all the liberty of putting together a foolproof list of 40 ways to spend this Valentine's Day alone.

1. Watch all the "Harry Potter" movies backwards.

2. Send yourself flowers and say they're from someone back home.

3. Order Chinese food at least three times.

4. Competitive bid on eBay.

5. Get all your single friends together and throw a "forever alone" party.

6. Actually learn something about the presidential candidates.

7. Photoshop your face onto pictures with the Jonas Brothers.

8. Exercise.

9. Jk, stay in bed all day.

10. Listen to "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis on repeat.

11. Praise yourself for being a strong, independent person that doesn't need (or just can't get) a significant other.

12. Go to a museum.

13. Prank call your mom.

14. Go into office hours and complain to your professors about your love life.

15. Don't do that^.

16. Rent every '80s movie.

17. Sabotage the Valentine's Day plans of your friends in love.

18. Go see "Kung Fu Panda 3" by yourself.

19. Google why they felt the need to make a third "Kung Fu Panda."

21. Go 75 in a 45 zone and ask the cop if he's single.

22. Make one of those cool recipe dishes off Facebook.

23. Sleep.

24. Dress up really nice, go to IHOP, and ask the waiter to be your Valentine.

25. Read "Pride and Prejudice" twice.

26. Cry.

27. Blast music until your R.A. shows up knocking on your door and greet them with "I thought you'd never come."

28. Invest in the "Pinot" family.

29. Eat a poisoned apple and wait for the Huntsman to arrive.

30. Go to Walmart and people-watch.

31. Post a Facebook status complaining about being single.

32. (I will be blocking anyone who does that.)

33. Sign up for "The Bachelor."

34. Chocolate??

35. Buy stocks.

36. Learn how to whistle.

37. Re-download Runescape.

38. DON'T re-download Tinder.

39. Ignore texts received from the opposite sex after 1 a.m.

40. OWN IT.

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You'll never want a date ever again.

1. Watch all the "Harry Potter" movies backwards.

2. Send yourself flowers and say they're from someone back home.

3. Order Chinese food at least three times.

4. Competitive bid on eBay.

5. Get all your single friends together and throw a "forever alone" party.

6. Actually learn something about the presidential candidates.

7. Photoshop your face onto pictures with the Jonas Brothers.

8. Exercise.

9. Jk, stay in bed all day.

10. Listen to "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis on repeat.

11. Praise yourself for being a strong, independent person that doesn't need (or just can't get) a significant other.

12. Go to a museum.

13. Prank call your mom.

14. Go into office hours and complain to your professors about your love life.

15. Don't do that^.

16. Rent every '80s movie.

17. Sabotage the Valentine's Day plans of your friends in love.

18. Go see "Kung Fu Panda 3" by yourself.

19. Google why they felt the need to make a third "Kung Fu Panda."

21. Go 75 in a 45 zone and ask the cop if he's single.

22. Make one of those cool recipe dishes off Facebook.

23. Sleep.

24. Dress up really nice, go to IHOP, and ask the waiter to be your Valentine.

25. Read "Pride and Prejudice" twice.

26. Cry.

27. Blast music until your R.A. shows up knocking on your door and greet them with "I thought you'd never come."

28. Invest in the "Pinot" family.

29. Eat a poisoned apple and wait for the Huntsman to arrive.

30. Go to Walmart and people-watch.

31. Post a Facebook status complaining about being single.

32. (I will be blocking anyone who does that.)

33. Sign up for "The Bachelor."

34. Chocolate??

35. Buy stocks.

36. Learn how to whistle.

37. Re-download Runescape.

38. DON'T re-download Tinder.

39. Ignore texts received from the opposite sex after 1 a.m.

40. OWN IT.

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

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