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40 Ways To Spend Your Valentine's Day Alone

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40 Ways To Spend Your Valentine's Day Alone

There are over 7,000,000,000 people in this world. Seven BILLION people roam the Earth... and you're still single. Worse than that, you're single on Valentine's Day. For some, being single on this special day has become something of a tradition. But for others, this is the first February 14th that doesn't promise sweets, stuffed animals, and jewels. Not to worry! I have done us all the liberty of putting together a foolproof list of 40 ways to spend this Valentine's Day alone.


1. Watch all the "Harry Potter" movies backwards.

2. Send yourself flowers and say they're from someone back home.

3. Order Chinese food at least three times.

4. Competitive bid on eBay.

5. Get all your single friends together and throw a "forever alone" party.

6. Actually learn something about the presidential candidates.

7. Photoshop your face onto pictures with the Jonas Brothers.

8. Exercise.

9. Jk, stay in bed all day.

10. Listen to "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis on repeat.

11. Praise yourself for being a strong, independent person that doesn't need (or just can't get) a significant other.

12. Go to a museum.

13. Prank call your mom.

14. Go into office hours and complain to your professors about your love life.

15. Don't do that^.

16. Rent every '80s movie.

17. Sabotage the Valentine's Day plans of your friends in love.

18. Go see "Kung Fu Panda 3" by yourself.

19. Google why they felt the need to make a third "Kung Fu Panda."

21. Go 75 in a 45 zone and ask the cop if he's single.

22. Make one of those cool recipe dishes off Facebook.

23. Sleep.

24. Dress up really nice, go to IHOP, and ask the waiter to be your Valentine.

25. Read "Pride and Prejudice" twice.

26. Cry.

27. Blast music until your R.A. shows up knocking on your door and greet them with "I thought you'd never come."

28. Invest in the "Pinot" family.

29. Eat a poisoned apple and wait for the Huntsman to arrive.

30. Go to Walmart and people-watch.

31. Post a Facebook status complaining about being single.

32. (I will be blocking anyone who does that.)

33. Sign up for "The Bachelor."

34. Chocolate??

35. Buy stocks.

36. Learn how to whistle.

37. Re-download Runescape.

38. DON'T re-download Tinder.

39. Ignore texts received from the opposite sex after 1 a.m.

40. OWN IT.



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