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40 Thoughts You've Had While Watching The Bachelor

Tia Patterson
Mar 13, 2017
Kent State University
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40 Thoughts You've Had While Watching The Bachelor
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The most dramatic season ever of The Bachelor has almost come to a close. There have been ups and downs, some drama and love but most of all pure entertainment. The tradition of The Bachelor Monday requires some sort of finger food, your closest girlfriends and a whole lot of wine. Here just a few things that might have gone through your head while watching this season of The Bachelor.

1. Ok, here we go. Season 502 of 'The Bachelor'!

2. GET THE WINE!

3. This show is not normal.

4. But I can't stop watching.

5. Can Chris Harrison be the next bachelor?

6. Because I'd definitely sign up for that.

7. Does he even age?

8. How is Nick supposed to give them all attention that seems like a lot of work.

9. Wow, Nick is a lot cuter than I remember.

 

  

 

10. Wait, he's done this how many times?

11. So many red dresses.

12. Girlfriend, is that really what you do for a living? I don’t think so.

 

13. How long do these rose ceremonies last?

14. That's a cute dress, I wonder where she got it?

15. Do not cry on the first night, no, don't do it.

16. She did it.

17. The girl in the shark costume definitely peaked in high school and won “the life of the party” superlative.

18. Oh and she's celebrating her fake breast's birthday. How sweet.

19. I wonder who's going to take their top off first on this date?

20. Oh, she wins for sure.

21. Why is there always a hot tub?

22. This girl is so nice, she'll be gone soon.

23. Corrine, I don't care if you nap. I love you.

  

24. There needs to be more dates involving puppies.

25. How do you fall in love after one group date?

26. I wish I had a nanny.

27. She did not just say that.

  

28. TAYLORRR.

29. The goofy montage music, ugh.

30. I could not be on the poop shoveling date, nope.

31. More crying.

32. This girl is crazy, can't wait to watch her on Bachelor in Paradise.

33. Honestly, where did they even find these girls?

34. He sent home my favorite! I'm done watching this show.

 

35. *Chris Harrison's voice* "This week on the Bachelor"

36. Oh no, Nick are you crying again?

37. NOTHING IS OK.

38. All I can think about are all the ways I could get hurt on these dates.

39. This is stressful.

40. Wow. I can't wait for next season.

 


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