- Okay this is a warm up. I’ll start off slow.
- Like speed 1.0 slow. That’s slow enough.
- Okay I’m not even moving my feet… this is too slow.
- I’ll speed it up to 2.0. That’s a good warm up speed.
- Why is the kid next to me looking at me?
- He should stop looking at me. Staring is rude.
- Does he really have to stomp that loud?!
- I’ll just turn my music up. That way I won’t hear him.
- Wait now I can’t hear myself. Am I stomping that loud?
- That’s enough warming up, let’s speed this up a little.
- 5.0 speed... is that a fast enough run?
- Should I try 6.0? I’ll try 6.0.
- TOO FAST. BAD IDEA.
- Okay I’m good. I’m good. 5.5, that’s a good enough jog.
- I’m exhausted already. I should not have started off fast.
- This kid is still looking at me. Am I breathing too loud?
- I probably am. How fast is he going?
- 6.5?! How is he keeping that pace?
- OMG almost just fell off. I need to pay attention.
- I wonder if anyone can hear my music…
- Because I’m blasting One Direction and that would be embarrassing.
- I shouldn't be embarrassed. Harry Styles is hot.
- I wish this kid next to me was Harry Styles right now.
- No way. Too sweaty to be near Harry right now.
- Okay, I need to focus.
- I think I’ve been running forever.
- I might be dying. I think I’m almost dead.
- Maybe not dead but I’m definitely going to puke.
- I’ll drink some water.
- Like a lot of water.
- Water should help.
- THIS IS NOT HELPING.
- Seriously, have I been sprinting for an hour yet???
- SEVEN MINUTES?!
- That has to be wrong. I’ve been on here for longer than seven minutes.
- Wow, treadmill minutes are longer than microwave minutes.
- Speaking of microwave… I could go for some food right now.
- Pizza. I need pizza.
- I’ve been running for eight minutes now. I deserve pizza.
- Pizza it is. I’ll run longer tomorrow.
