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40 Situations That Make Me Say 'Not Today, Satan'

No, but seriously.

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40 Situations That Make Me Say 'Not Today, Satan'
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1. Trypophobia

I'm not going to share a picture of it. You'll thank me later.

2. People who can't take "no" for an answer.

3. Being late for work

4. Haunted Houses

5. Houses that look old and beautiful but nobody lives there

6. Horror films and TV series

I don't care if the movie has a 0.01% rating on Rotten Tomato or the trailer is laughable--horror. Movies do not sit well with me. (Except I'm interested in "Stranger Things"...)

7. American Horror Story series

Though I give props to Ryan Murphy, the story and their cast trailers.

8. Wasps


9. An ad featuring someone peeling their face with their hands

10. An ad featuring a woman who looks skeletal but with creepy make-up and smile

11. Close-up shots of whatever-it-is-I-don't-want-to-know on someone's skin

12. Finding a porcelain doll at night

13. Hearing unusual sounds at night

14. Sleeping alone while hearing unusual sounds at night

15. Hotels

(Thanks a lot AHS: Hotel.)

16. Jump Scares

For you're someone I know, don't you dare.

17. My favorite character on a TV show get screwed by the villan

18. My favorite character on a TV show gets killed

19. Watching a fictional character's face get melted while they scream in terror

20. Finding myself thinking about murderous things (in a bad way)

21. My conscious bullying me

22. Thinking about how terrible I am to the point where I lose confidence

23. Almost losing my flashdrive with all my writings in it

24. Someone dressed up as the clown from "It"

25. Someone dressed up as The Red Devil from "Scream Queens"

26. Someone dressed up as (but is actually) a killer

27. When someone says "Black Lives Don't Matter" or "All Lives Matter" without hearing the other side of the argument

28. When someone is making Islamophobic comments.

29. When someone is ignorant to LGBTQ+ community and many minority groups.

30. Horror mysteries someone posted on Tumblr

31. Unsolved murder cases

And yet, there I was watching Buzzfeed's Unsolved series. Blame childhood memories of watching murder mystery TV series.

32. Rape

33. When someone is ignoring the fact that rape exists.

34. Chad Future

If you've been a fan of K-Pop for a long time like me, you may know who this person is.

35. Double standards in K-Pop

36. Cultural Appropriation

37. Hilary Clinton

38. Donald Trump

39. 2016 Presidential Election


And most importantly...


40. Adulthood

But we all have to go through it--whether we like it or not.


Except for wasps because...

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