40 Of The Best Quotes From 'My Favorite Murder'

40 Of The Best Quotes From 'My Favorite Murder'

"Toxic masculinity ruins the party again"
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I've been a huge fan of the true-crime/comedy podcast, My Favorite Murder, ever since I began listening to it this past summer. The hosts, Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, share their favorite murders and true crime stories while discussing what's going in their lives in the form of comedic banter to lighten the heavy mood that talking about murder can bring.

If you aren't familiar with My Favorite Murder (Also abbreviated as MFM), the podcast spun a community of fans and we refer to ourselves as "Murderinos." Since the debut of MFM in January 2016, the ladies of MFM have said some quotes that are a combination of inspiring, humorous and uplifting, especially for women. I went to their live show in Detroit and it was incredible. Karen and Georgia are amazing human beings; I met them and they are some of the nicest people I have ever met in my life.

Here are 40 of the most wise and comical quotes from MFM obtained from the official "My Favorite Murder" Facebook group and Pinterest:

1. "Get a job. Buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest."

2. "Here's thing thing: fuck everyone."

3. "Don't say 'sorry not sorry'; Say 'Listen you motherfucker!"

4. "All of life is about fixing what you fucked up."

5. "Please live your life like you're going to be reenacted in 30 years."

6. "Don't leave your drink alone."

7. "Don't let your girlfriend fucking leave you behind."

8. "You're in a cult; call your dad."

9. "Don’t call it nonconsensual sex. Sex is sex and rape is rape; use the word rape.

10. "Don’t take things for granted or judge books by covers and don’t do the things that average people get tricked by."

11. "You can be crazy, just be light hearted about it."

12. "If you meet a person [and] you get the weird feeling in your gut, absolutely trust yourself and get out of there."

13. "We can actually help each other; we should help each other and reach out to each other."

14. "Talk about your trauma."

15. "Don't let people touch you if you're not comfortable with it."

16. "Pepper spray first and apologize later."

17. "If you see something, fucking say something."

18. "Lock your fucking door."

19. "Donate $50 dollars to your local library, keep all your fingers."

20. "Don’t drink and drive, you guys."

21. Nothing is real; speak for yourself [and] question authority."

22. "Wash your hands, please. Don’t get murdered by germs."

23. "Let's use our powers of anxiety for good and not evil."

24. "Don't be a fucking lunatic."

25. "Bigger dummies than you."

26. "Toxic masculinity ruins the party again."

27. "If Florida's kicking you out, you're probably a pretty big piece of shit."

28. "Let's sit crooked and talk straight."

29. "This isn't a positive cult; this isn't like Sephora."

30. "My therapist was right about you."

31. "Look, meth is bad."

32. "Triflers need not apply."

33. "Don't snort shit."

34. "Don't be a know-it-all ."

35. "Hey guys, let's get those rape kits tested"

36. "Can everyone chill the fuck out?"

37. "Leave well enough alone, asshat."

38. "Just be rude; go up to people and be like, 'Hi, I know this makes me the weirdo but there’s a weirdo over there.'"

39. Fuck politeness.

40. Stay sexy and don't get murdered (SSDGM).

If you love true crime, comedy and real talk about life issues, mental health, feminism and more, then you should probably start listening to My Favorite Murder. Even if you don't (you really should), at least make you always stay sexy and don't get murdered!


Cover Image Credit: Jessica Smith

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These bad boys can take on the wettest of water. Nobody is sure what they are made of, though. The debate is still out there on foam vs. rubber. You can wear these bad boys any place water may or may not be: to the lake for practice or to the club where all the thirsty boys are. But honestly who cares because they're buoyant and water proof. Raise the roof.


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There is a reason nurses and swimming instructors alike swear by Crocs. Comfort. Croc's clogs will make you feel like your are walking on a cloud of Laffy Taffy. They are wide enough that your toes are not squished, and the rubbery material forms perfectly around your foot. Added bonus: The holes let in a nice breeze while riding around on your Razor Scooter.

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Have you ever been so angry you could throw a Croc 'cause same? Have you ever had a Croc bitten while wrestling a great white shark? Me too. Have you ever had your entire foot rolled like a fruit roll up but had your Crocs still intact? Also me. All I know is that Seal Team 6 may or may not have worn these shoes to find and kill Osama Bin Laden. Just sayin'.


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Aside from reading Guy Harrison's guide to eliminating scientific ignorance called, "At Least Know This: Essential Science to Enhance Your Life" and, "The Breakthrough: Immunotherapy and the Race to Cure Cancer" by Charles Graeber, an informative and emotional historical account explaining the potential use of our own immune systems to cure cancer, I read articles and worked on my own writing in order to keep learning while enjoying my winter break back in December. I also took a trip to the Guggenheim Museum.


I wish I was artistic. Generally, I walk through museums in awe of what artists can do. The colors and dainty details simultaneously inspire me and remind me of what little talent I posses holding a paintbrush. Walking through the Guggenheim was no exception. Most of the pieces are done by Hilma af Klint, a 20th-century Swedish artist expressing her beliefs and curiosity about the universe through her abstract painting. I was mostly at the exhibit to appease my mom (a K - 8th-grade art teacher), but as we continued to look at each piece and read their descriptions, I slowly began to appreciate them and their underlying meanings.


I like writing that integrates symbols, double meanings, and metaphors into its message because I think that the best works of art are the ones that have to be sought after. If the writer simply tells you exactly what they were thinking and how their words should be interpreted, there's no room for imagination. An unpopular opinion in high school was that reading "The Scarlet Letter" by Nathaniel Hawthorne was fun. Well, I thought it was. At the beginning of the book, there's a scene where Hawthorne describes a wild rosebush that sits just outside of the community prison. As you read, you are free to decide whether it's an image of morality, the last taste of freedom and natural beauty for criminals walking toward their doom, or a symbol of the relationship between the Puritans with their prison-like expectations and Hester, the main character, who blossoms into herself throughout the novel. Whichever one you think it is doesn't matter, the point is that the rosebush can symbolize whatever you want it to. It's the same with paintings - they can be interpreted however you want them to be.


As we walked through the building, its spiral design leading us further and further upwards, we were able to catch glimpses of af Klint's life through the strokes of her brush. My favorite of her collections was one titled, "Evolution." As a science nerd myself, the idea that the story of our existence was being incorporated into art intrigued me. One piece represented the eras of geological time through her use of spirals and snails colored abstractly. She clued you into the story she was telling by using different colors and tones to represent different periods. It felt like reading "The Scarlet Letter" and my biology textbook at the same time. Maybe that sounds like the worst thing ever, but to me it was heaven. Art isn't just art and science isn't just science. Aspects of different studies coexist and join together to form something amazing that will speak to even the most untalented patron walking through the museum halls.

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