Valentine's Day is right around the corner! Start planning ahead and save yourself the stress with these foolproof gift ideas.
1. Tell them how you really feel.
Instead of going with the usual mushy-gushy-lovey-dovey crap, tell your Valentine how you REALLY feel. Whoever said that the quickest way to a person's heart is through their stomach clearly forgot about having a bangin' sense of humor. Plus, now-a-days, hearing about a love that transcends the power of wireless internet is actually incredible.
2. Food made with love.
Truly improve your crush's palate with an anatomically correct heart-shaped gelatin mold, a slice of "I HEART YOU" toast, and a batch of HEARTy eggs. (I hate myself).
3. Get personal.
What says "ILY" more than a custom-printed shower curtain? Let everyone who uses your significant other's bathroom know just who they are dealing with–– without even saying a word! Take your possessiveness to a whole other level! Remarkable!
4. Things they can actually use!
Gifts that the recipient can use, especially for decorative purposes are always the best gifts! What girl doesn't need a puzzle -- especially a heart-shaped puzzle. If all else fails, surprise your sweetie with an 8-bit flower arrangement, Star Wars candle stick, or flower they have to grow themselves! Yippee!
Don't get your boyfriend or girlfriend a tacky gift this Valentine's Day. Stick with this infallible guide and you are guaranteed to have a rockin' V-Day.
These gift ideas have about a 13 percent chance of actually getting you laid on Valentine's Day. Good luck and God speed.

























