37 Things I Would Rather Do Than Go Back To School
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37 Things I Would Rather Do Than Go Back To School

Summer lovin', happened so fast.

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37 Things I Would Rather Do Than Go Back To School
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It's that time of year again, the time when college students everywhere start to realize the school year is right around the corner. So I took it upon myself to practice the art of procrastination by coming up with a list of things I would rather do then go back to school.

1. Volunteer at the local blood drive.

2. Watch all the sex scenes from "Game of Thrones" with my Grandma.

3. Be a guest on a reality TV show.

4. Go on a date with Michael Scott.

5. Be in a feud with the Kardashian-West clan.

6. Get a tetanus shot.

7. Keep up with the Kardashians.

8. Only eat kale for a week.

9. Wear a New York Mets T-shirt.

10. Watch the "Grey's Anatomy" episode where Derek dies.

11. See Taylor Swift in concert.

12. Have a cocktail with "The Real Housewives of New Jersey."

13. Learn to play the violin.

14. Take grape flavored cough syrup.

15. Get a tramp stamp.

16. Attempt a 1980s hairdo.

17. Eat gum off the street.

18. Be on hold with customer service.

19. Clean out my closet.

20. Listen to bluegrass music.

21. Run into my ex while looking like a hobo.

22. Be in Regina George's Burn Book.

23. Substitute at my high school.

24. Teach calculus to kindergarteners.

25. Have the birds and the bees talk with my parents.

26. Have Hillary Clinton voted in as president.

27. Get a Brazilian wax.

28. Walk 500 miles.

29. Run cross country with Forrest Gump.

30. Fight Darth Vader without the force.

31. Make out with the Joker.

32. Take magic lessons.

33. Use sandpaper in place of toilet paper.

34. Have uncontrollable frizzy hair for a year.

35. Have permanent wedgies.

36. Be besties with Voldemort.

37. Write a love letter to Dwight Schrute.

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