So seeing as how a majority of my readers are college students, I decided to write this week about a topic we can all relate to. A list of things every single college student says at least once within their how ever many years they spend at their university. It can be funny when you say to your friend that you're going to your room to study when in reality you sit in your bed and binge watch Friends with no outside communication for the next six hours.
Think about it; over the course of an average day, how many things do you think you say? A lot, right? I know I say all of these daily which probably isn't good. It definitely makes for a nice little comic relief, though.
Here's just a handful of thoughts that bounce around in a typical college student's vocabulary over the course of a semester.
1. I need a nap
2. I need a drink
3. Are you looking cute or no
4. Did you do the homework
5. I really have to study
6. Let's have class outside
7. Wanna get food?
8. Wanna buy me food?
9. I literally can't go to class today
10. I'm so broke
11. Are we going out tonight
12. I'm dropping out
13. Wow I have so much work to do let me get in bed and nap and avoid all of my responsibilities
14. Do I need a fake
15. I need coffee
16. I really should go to the gym
17. Dad can you put more money into my account?
18. So if the paper is supposed to be 5-7 pages, a small paragraph on page 7 counts right?
19. I miss my parents
20. I have so much work to do but I'm still going to that mixer
21. I hate this class
22. Takes psych 101, all of a sudden thinks they're Freud
23. I didn't do that reading *has quiz on it first thing*
24. If Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through today
25. I need another nap
26. Is it the weekend yet? *impatiently waiting*
27. Why did I think I could do an 8am?
28. Syllabus week!!!
29. My schedule sucks *which means they have classes on Friday and or before 10am*
30. I really need to do laundry but I don't want to get up
31. Who did I make out with last night?
32. Do I really need the textbook?
33. That $400 I spent on that textbook that I'll use for two assignments is a whole lot of money I could have spent on Dunkin
34. What happened last night....
35. Is there a cover to get it?
36. Do I need to bring my fake?
37. How many days until graduation?
In the end, when we go graduate and toss off our caps, what will you remember saying to your friends? Will you remember how you said you had to stay in and study while everyone went to that super fun themed mixer or will you remember walking home from that mixer at two am saying stupid things to your friends? Your choice, friends.
