While most people cannot wait to turn 16 and get their driver's permit, I could have waited forever. Every time I even thought about driving, I would instantly get anxious. After seeing kids pass their drivers test when they couldn't pass anything else, I instantly thought the worst. Almost four years later, and I am no more comfortable behind the wheel than the first day I sat behind it.
Here are 35 thoughts I have as a nervous driver:
1. Please use your turn signal. PLEASE.
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2. Oh no. *Obsessively checks mirrors* Someone is behind me.
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3. I'm not going slow, I'm going the SPEED LIMIT.
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4. The light is gonna turn yellow soon… should I try to make it?
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5. *Has ¼ tank of gas* Am I going to make it to the gas station?
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6. I can’t listen to this song. It’s too catchy, and I’ll want to sing along.
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7. Oh no, oh no, oh no. I need to sneeze. I have to keep my eyes open, but mom always said that will make my eyeballs pop out. Should I crash the car or let my eyes come out of my head?
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8. Who’s beeping? Is it at me? Please don’t be at me.
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9. Why is this person following me?
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10. What was that noise? I REALLY hope that I don’t need to fix anything because I’m sure I’d mess it up.
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11. If I run out of gas, I will have to hitchhike and that is not okay.
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12. Oh, they didn’t see me wave to thank them. They think I’m a jerk now. Great.
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13. Why isn’t there a good speed for the wipers? I can either see water or the wipers. Where is the road?
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14. Thanks for using your turn signal, but you've had it on for two miles. WHERE ARE YOU TURNING?
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15. Let me just park all the way over here. It’s for the... uhhh... extra exercise...yeah.
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16. You want me to drive you somewhere? I need no judgment and no comments. In fact, just close your eyes and mouth.
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17. Did I just go through a stop sign? I hope I didn't. *Pulls over to check*
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18. HURRY LITTLE SQUIRREL. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I ran you over.
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19. Why is this dude so close to me?
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20. Why are these drivers so high strung? Just chill out.
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21. Jerk cut me off. I should beep. Has the appropriate time-frame to beep passed?
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22. I should beep. No, wait, what if they want to fight or have a gun?
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23. STOP TEXTING AND DRIVING.
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24. So, if I have to be there at 6 and it takes 15 minutes to get there, I should leave between 5:15 and 5:30.
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25. *Gets to intersection 3 seconds before them* I should probably just let them go.
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26. I look like an old person sitting so far up in my seat.
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27. Why do you have so many bumper stickers? I can't read them while I drive.
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28. What is the point of making your car that loud besides scaring the crap out of me?
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29. Am I the only person who makes a complete stop at stop signs?
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30. *Does one slight thing wrong* I hope no one saw that. This is humiliating.
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31. I'm not scared of my driving. I'm scared of other people's driving.
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32. I'm hungry. Maybe I should go through the drive thru. Oh no, wait, what if I crash in the drive-thru? All these hangry people would mob me.
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33. Can I just pull over and wait til daytime to drive?
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34. Keep your mind on driving...keep your mind on...why does Burger King have such a distinct smell? NO. Stop. FOCUS ON THE ROAD.
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35. FINALLY, I HAVE ARRIVED. NO MORE DRIVING FOR ME. Wait, I'm not going to be able to enjoy myself because I have to drive home later.
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