35 Thoughts Every Nervous Driver Obsesses Over
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

35 Thoughts Every Nervous Driver Obsesses Over

It's not that I don't think I can drive, the problem is that other people can't drive.

475
35 Thoughts Every Nervous Driver Obsesses Over
Car and Driver Channel

While most people cannot wait to turn 16 and get their driver's permit, I could have waited forever. Every time I even thought about driving, I would instantly get anxious. After seeing kids pass their drivers test when they couldn't pass anything else, I instantly thought the worst. Almost four years later, and I am no more comfortable behind the wheel than the first day I sat behind it.

Here are 35 thoughts I have as a nervous driver:

1. Please use your turn signal. PLEASE.



2. Oh no. *Obsessively checks mirrors* Someone is behind me.


3. I'm not going slow, I'm going the SPEED LIMIT.



4. The light is gonna turn yellow soon… should I try to make it?


5. *Has ¼ tank of gas* Am I going to make it to the gas station?


6. I can’t listen to this song. It’s too catchy, and I’ll want to sing along.


7. Oh no, oh no, oh no. I need to sneeze. I have to keep my eyes open, but mom always said that will make my eyeballs pop out. Should I crash the car or let my eyes come out of my head?


8. Who’s beeping? Is it at me? Please don’t be at me.


9. Why is this person following me?


10. What was that noise? I REALLY hope that I don’t need to fix anything because I’m sure I’d mess it up.



11. If I run out of gas, I will have to hitchhike and that is not okay.


12. Oh, they didn’t see me wave to thank them. They think I’m a jerk now. Great.


13. Why isn’t there a good speed for the wipers? I can either see water or the wipers. Where is the road?


14. Thanks for using your turn signal, but you've had it on for two miles. WHERE ARE YOU TURNING?


15. Let me just park all the way over here. It’s for the... uhhh... extra exercise...yeah.


16. You want me to drive you somewhere? I need no judgment and no comments. In fact, just close your eyes and mouth.


17. Did I just go through a stop sign? I hope I didn't. *Pulls over to check*


18. HURRY LITTLE SQUIRREL. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I ran you over.


19. Why is this dude so close to me?


20. Why are these drivers so high strung? Just chill out.


21. Jerk cut me off. I should beep. Has the appropriate time-frame to beep passed?


22. I should beep. No, wait, what if they want to fight or have a gun?


23. STOP TEXTING AND DRIVING.


24. So, if I have to be there at 6 and it takes 15 minutes to get there, I should leave between 5:15 and 5:30.


25. *Gets to intersection 3 seconds before them* I should probably just let them go.


26. I look like an old person sitting so far up in my seat.


27. Why do you have so many bumper stickers? I can't read them while I drive.


28. What is the point of making your car that loud besides scaring the crap out of me?


29. Am I the only person who makes a complete stop at stop signs?


30. *Does one slight thing wrong* I hope no one saw that. This is humiliating.


31. I'm not scared of my driving. I'm scared of other people's driving.


32. I'm hungry. Maybe I should go through the drive thru. Oh no, wait, what if I crash in the drive-thru? All these hangry people would mob me.


33. Can I just pull over and wait til daytime to drive?


34. Keep your mind on driving...keep your mind on...why does Burger King have such a distinct smell? NO. Stop. FOCUS ON THE ROAD.


35. FINALLY, I HAVE ARRIVED. NO MORE DRIVING FOR ME. Wait, I'm not going to be able to enjoy myself because I have to drive home later.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
the beatles
Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

112146
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments