I admit it, I am the pale friend. I wash out pictures and I cannot tan. Here are the many things you may hear as the pale friend.
1. "Wow, you are really pale"
2. "Let's compare our skin tones"
3. "You are so much whiter than I am"
4. "Are you Irish?"
5. "Are you German?"
6. "I can tell you're Irish and German"
7. "Do you need sunscreen?"
8. "Did you use sunscreen?"
9. "Why didn't you use sunscreen?"
10. "You did use sunscreen..."
11. "You look like a lobster"
12. "Do you need aloe?"
13. "How long were you outside?"
14. "I cannot believe you were only outside for an hour"
15. "It's okay, you'll tan"
16. "Wait, You don't tan?!"
17. "Are you feeling okay?"
18. "You look pale"
19. "Can your new nickname be ghost?"
20. "You are as white as a ghost."
21. "Let's take a picture"
22. "The lights are too bright"
23. "Stand in the back, you're washing out the picture"
24. "You look so white compared to all of us"
25. "Do you like summer time?"
26. "Why don't you like the summer?"
27. "Is it because you burn so easily?"
28. "I can't believe you've burned while sitting in the car before"
29. "Can I borrow your foundation?"
30. "Oh, this foundation is too light for me"
31. "Your foundation is named Porcelain"
