35. Green Tea
I’m sorry, I just really don’t like tea.
34. Superman
Any ice cream that has that much food coloring in it can not be good for you.
33. Pumpkin
And again, I’m sorry, but I just don’t like pumpkin.
32. Neapolitan
Chocolate and vanilla ice cream together? Classic. Adding strawberry in there? Not a fan.
31. Cherry Cordial
I mean, I like cherries, but in ice cream? It’s not my favorite.
30. Vanilla
Some people might fight me on this, but keep reading. Trust me.
29. Moose Tracks
Any ice cream with marshmallow in it is not very appealing to me. I always seem to find myself eating a whole mouthful of marshmallow fluff that oddly doesn’t really taste like marshmallows…
28. S'mores
Again, marshmallows.
27. Rocky Road
One more time, marshmallows. WHY IS THIS A THING?
26. Birthday Cake
Yeah, I’m probably going to get some angry comments on this one too, but I just don’t like birthday cake ice cream. Scratch that -- birthday cake anything, really. Except the real thing, but nothing beats the real thing!
25. Coffee
Coffee ice cream just… doesn’t do it for me. Odds are, whatever coffee it’s based on is not a kind of coffee that you like. I find myself wanting to add creamer to my ice cream, which is really awkward.
24. Raspberry Ripple
It’s good, but the following flavors are just better, I’m sorry.
23. Snickers
So good! Especially when it’s in the bar form, it’s like all my childhood dreams coming true.
22. Mocha
This coffee ice cream is way better than the original, because chocolate makes everything better.
21. Apple Pie
You’d think that this flavor would be incredible, but odds are that the apple chunks in it are just too big for you to enjoy. You find yourself chewing on a block of ice that eventually reminds you of apple, but by then the appeal has worn off.
20. Cinnamon
By itself, this flavor is decent. Even though I expect a cinnamon taste in the ice cream, it always seems to surprise me with just how strong it is, without being unbearable.
19. Butter Pecan
This is a classic that is definitely underrated. It’s smooth and creamy from the buttercream ice cream, and crunchy because of the pecan. It’s just great.
18. Peppermint
This flavor makes me nostalgic, because it reminds me of the winter holidays and all the candy canes that are going to be in my future. Especially when there’s chunks of peppermint canes in it, it’s just so minty and refreshing!
17. Turtle
I mean, it’s turtle. How can you go wrong?
16. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Another classic. It always makes you feel just a little bit naughty, because you’re eating cookie dough!
15. Vanilla Bean
Okay, now the angry vanilla fans out there can breathe again. Vanilla bean is far superior to regular vanilla. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then just try it. You’ll understand when you taste it.
14. Peach
This seasonal flavor just makes the summer even brighter and happier.
13. Strawberry
Again, how can you go wrong with this classic?
12. Chocolate
Now, chocolate fans are going to get mad at me because I put this too far away from the number one spot. I’m sorry guys, but I just like to have multiple things going on in my ice cream at once.
11. Chocolate Chip
A good chocolate chip ice cream solves all problems. It’s true!
10. Salted Caramel Chocolate Chip
Salted caramel? Fantastic. Chocolate ice cream? Fantastic as well. So, you can imagine that the combination of the two would only be one of the best flavors out there.
9. Caramel Cone Crunch
I just need to know -- how do the cone pieces stay crunchy? It blows my mind as well as my taste buds.
8. Fudge Brownie
Brownies. In. Ice. Cream. Literally, nothing could go wrong.
7. Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip
This flavor is like a Reece’s cup in ice cream form, only there’s one thing -- it tastes BETTER THAN A REESE’S CUP.
6. Zebra
Another classic, but one that a lot of people forget about. It’s just so simple, yet so good!
5. Cookies and Creme
Oreo’s are the superior cookie, so of course cookies and creme ice cream is pretty much at the top of most people’s lists of favorite ice creams.
4. Mint Chocolate Chip
You know that a mint chocolate ice cream is good when it’s white, instead of green. True mint chocolate chip ice cream fans know what I’m talking about.
3. Death By Chocolate
What a way to go.
2. Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip
This flavor isn’t incredibly common, but it’s just so incredibly good that I had to include it. If you ever find yourself able to get this flavor, please do, because it’s amazing.
1. Grasshopper Pie
Alrighty guys, here’s my number one. The more common name of this flavor is mint cookies and creme, but it’s just so much fun to say that you ate grasshopper pie for dessert.
What do you all think? Did I forget any flavors? Do you disagree with my order? Let me know!
