35 Ava Ryan One-Liners College Girls Felt On An Emotional Level

35 Ava Ryan One-Liners College Girls Felt On An Emotional Level

She may only be 7, but damn this girl is hilarious.
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Most people remember Vine as a wonderful place for people to create some pretty funny stuff, me I am just thankful that it gave us Ava Ryan.

She is hands down the best thing that ever happened to us. She is a young girl who is all about creating some hilarious and totally relatable content for us 20-somethings.

Don't believe me, just read some of her best one-liners

*DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE MOSTLY HER NEW CONTENT WITH THE ONE AND ONLY CHARLENE (one of the characters she does)*

1. I'm like a nacho, salty, cheesy, and amazing.

2. I don't have a case of the Mondays, I have a case of the every days.

3. I want to go home and party with my cats.

4. I'm not just extra, I'm extra extra read all about it.

5. Person: Why do you like Halloween so much? Ava: It's always Halloween in my soul.

6. Mmm, this smells delish. Eww, this smells like armpit, here, smell.



7. Look it. Look it. It's freaking bats. I love Halloween.

8. I love to run... after my dreams and goals.

9. I'm really good at leading people...to bad decisions.

10. *On Phone*: Where am I? At the place where nightmares live. Oh, it's the office.

11. I love shopping but I don't like interacting with humans.

12. Nothing scares me... but small talk.



13. Everybody should dress like a dragon [for Halloween] because I'm going to slay you all.

14. Sorry, I can't go to the meeting, I have another meeting to go to. *whispers* With my couch and phone.

15. What does it feel like to actually know what you're doing with your life? Because that never happened to me.

16. I don't know how people can expect to be perfect if I can't even put on my lipstick correctly.

17. *sings* You are the one thing in my way. You are the one thing in my way. CALORIES!

18. There is no "I" in team, but you know where there is one, PIZZA.



19. Congratulations on the engagement Jeff, I have some exciting news too! I ate a whole pizza last night, BY MYSELF!

20. I don't always love people, but I love talking about them.

21. Ava: Siri, please help me get my life together. Siri: That may be beyond my abilities at the moment.

22. I know it's Saturday but I can't come out. I'm old and tired, respect your elders.

23. People keep saying, "Charlene why are you so extra?" But, I think about it and say, "not as extra as the extra large fries I'm eating tonight."

24. Sometimes the sound of the human voice just makes me want to vomit.

25. I'm coming for you, pizza!

26. I don't follow the rules- I follow dogs, on social media.

27. My life is just a chain of awkward selfies.

28. Love me or hate me but I'm awkward. Gotta live with it, honey!

29. Mom: You are my best friend. Ava: We are two bacons in love.

30. Looking flawless. Like my dreams.

31.*On phone*: Sorry, I've just been so busy today *whispers* actually I've just been looking at pictures of baby goats.

32. I had a long week and I just want to be slazy. That means I'm lazy but still slaying.

33. *Working out*: Let's go get Taco Bell after this.

34. Mom: Today is Monday. Ava: Monday is for lame-trons.

35. YOU'RE WINNING! YOU'RE WINNING AT LIFE, YOU'RE WINNING!


I know I missed a lot, so what is your favorite Ava Ryan one-liner?

Cover Image Credit: YouTube

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What Your Hogwarts House Says About You

Get yourself sorted and find out where you belong in the world of witchcraft and wizardry.
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Sorting at Hogwarts is a big deal. Being sorted into a house is essentially being placed into a family while you are away from home learning about witchcraft and wizardry. Your house is made up of the people you will live with, go to classes with, play Quidditch with and everything in between. You basically spend 24/7 with them. Your Hogwarts house is your home away from home.

When you get sorted into a house, it is based on your personality traits. The people in your house are typically like-minded people who display the same characteristics as you.

When you’re a first year at Hogwarts, the minute you set foot in the castle you are swept into the Great Hall to have the ancient Sorting Hat placed on your head. This Sorting Hat decides which “family” you’ll be spending your seven years with.

For some, it is very obvious which house they will be in, due to certain personality traits they possess. For others, they may exemplify traits that fit a multitude of houses and are uncertain where they may end up.

To find out where you belong, you can take the official "Harry Potter" Sorting Hat quiz at Pottermore.com. For all you muggles out there, these are the characteristics that the houses possess and what your house says about you:

Gryffindor: The house of the brave, loyal, courageous, adventurous, daring and chivalrous. Those who stand up for others are typically Gryffindors. Brave-hearted is the most well-known Gryffindor characteristic, and Gryffindors are also known for having a lot of nerve.

Gryffindors are people who hold a multitude of qualities alongside the ones listed, making them a very well-rounded house. People who are Gryffindors are often people who could fit nicely into another house but choose to tell the sorting hat they want Gryffindor (there's that bravery). "Do what is right" is the motto Gryffindors go by.

Being a Gryffindor means that you're probably the adventurous and courageous friend, and you are usually known for doing what is right.

Ravenclaw: The house is known for their wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness and knowledge. Those who value brains over brawn can be found here. Ravenclaws often tend to be quite quirky as well. "Do what is wise" is the motto they strive to follow.

Though Ravenclaws can be know-it-alls sometimes, they most likely do know what the wisest decision is.

If you are known for being the quirky friend, the smartest in the group or just great at making wise decisions, you're definitely a Ravenclaw.

Hufflepuff: This house values hard work, dedication, fair play, patience, and loyalty. Hufflepuff’s are known for being just and true. "Do what is nice" is their motto.

Hufflepuff is known as the “nice house” and believes strongly in sparing peoples feelings and being kind. This is not to say that Hufflepuffs aren't smart or courageous. Hufflepuffs just enjoy making others happy and tend to be more patient towards people.

If you ever find that you are too nice for your own good and cannot bear to hurt someone’s feelings, congratulations, you are a Hufflepuff.

Slytherin: This is the house of the cunning, prideful, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined. Slytherin's love to be in charge and crave leadership. "Do what is necessary" is the motto of this house.

Slytherin is a fairly well-rounded house, similar to the other houses. They are loyal to those that are loyal to them just as Gryffindors are and are intelligent as Ravenclaws.

Slytherin house as a whole is not evil, despite how many dark wizards come out of this house. That is merely based on the choices of those wizards (so if your friend is a Slytherin, don’t judge, it doesn’t mean they are mean people). Slytherins do, however, have a tendency to be arrogant or prideful. This is most likely due to the fact that everyone in Slytherin is exceedingly proud to be there.

What Hogwarts house you’re in says a lot about the person you are, the traits you possess and how you may act in some situations. But in the end, your house is really just your home that is always there for you. Always.


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Things To Do When You're So Bored All You Want To Do Is Cry

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Everyone has times when they have nothing to do and boredom strikes way too hard. From experience, I have found some top things to do when you literally have nothing else to do!

1. Clean

Not super fun, but will keep you busy.

2. Netflix

Find a new show to binge watch. Watched them all? Rewatch something you haven't seen in a while!

3. Shopping

Retail therapy can always keep you busy.

4. Make a home cooked meal

Spend some time in the kitchen and make something yummy! Even invite some friends.

5. Visit friends/ family

Pop in on some people you care about that you haven't seen in a while!

6. Write

Writing is something we all do and is a great way to express ourselves!

7. Exercise

Hit the gym or go for walk, do something to keep you nice and fit.

8. Volunteer

Go to an animal shelter, food bank, museums, or anywhere in your area that needs help.

9. Look for a job

If you're bored, maybe getting a part time job will keep you a little occupied. Plus it's extra money in your pocket.

10. Draw/ do something artsy

Even if you think you're a bad artist, drawing is something fun to do! You'll get better in time.

11. Join an Odyssey Team!

Writing articles through the Odyssey is an amazing experience and can always keep you busy!

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