33 Things I Would Rather do than Pack for my Apartment
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33 Things I Would Rather do than Pack for my Apartment

If I stare at everything long enough, maybe it will pack itself.

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33 Things I Would Rather do than Pack for my Apartment
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  1. Write an essay on Shakespeare.
  2. Watch a documentary on how paper is made.
  3. Go to a Hillary Clinton rally.
  4. Wax off my eyebrows and draw them back on with a sharpie.
  5. Run a mile in flip flops made out of legos.
  6. Drive through Orange, Texas, with a gay pride flag.
  7. Wear a “Make America Great Again” hat until Election Day.
  8. Dye my hair with Kool-Aid.
  9. Take a CrossFit class.
  10. Listen to nothing but Cher for a whole week.
  11. Have a conversation about politics with Paris Hilton.
  12. Get stuck on an elevator with a sick person.
  13. Re-elect Obama.
  14. Go into a room full of cats for an hour, without taking Benadryl.
  15. Run a marathon in high heels.
  16. Read the Book of Mormon.
  17. Try to make it as an opera star.
  18. Become best friends with Oprah.
  19. Wash my hair with eggs.
  20. Be a contestant on “The Bachelor.”
  21. Tell my mom her cooking sucks.
  22. Sit in silence while a liberal tells me why my views are wrong.
  23. Swim with my eyes wide open, in the ocean.
  24. Go barefoot for a week.
  25. Watch every Nicholas Sparks movie.
  26. Teach an old person how to use an iPhone.
  27. Sit in the middle of a football field during a game.
  28. Do an avocado face mask (I’m allergic to avocados).
  29. FaceTime with the Kardashians.
  30. Drink vinegar.
  31. Wear tennis shoes with dresses.
  32. Only do my makeup on the left side of my face.
  33. Go vegan.
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