So, you're thinking about getting a boyfriend, are you? Well, before you make any rash decisions, I think you should take the time to seriously think about it. Do you want a boyfriend, or do you want a margarita? After reading this article, I think we all know which you're going to choose. And my suggestion to you is to get a Mango one, they're the best.
1. You won't mind sharing your margarita with someone else
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2. They always boost your self confidence
3. Margaritas will never 'forget' to text you back
4. They'll never leave you with a bad taste in your mouth
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5. You never have to spend more than $15 on a margarita
6. Margaritas won't lie to you
7. They always taste good
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8. And if they don't, it's only because they're stronger than you originally thought
9. They always make sure you're having fun
10. No one will judge you if you have a different one every night
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11. You always know exactly what you're getting with a margarita
12. A margarita will never give you mixed feelings
13. Plus, they can't speak
14. Margaritas always smell delicious
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15. Their hangovers last a few hours, and heartbreaks can last for years
16. A margarita will never tell you you've had too much
17. Every margarita flavor tastes good
18. And if for some reason it doesn't, you can just get a new one
19. Every margarita size is fulfilling
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20. Margaritas always make you happy
21. Your margarita will never look for someone who can finish it faster than you can
22. Your margarita will always like your friends, and your friends will always like it
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23. You won't get mad when you hear that someone else sucked on your margarita
24. A margarita will never tell you you're being 'psycho'
25. Your margarita will never lead you on
26. A margarita won't get mad when you get a new one as soon as you're done with it
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27. No one will think less of you if you're enjoying two margaritas at once
28. A margarita will support every decision you make
29. Margaritas won't call you derogatory names because of what you're wearing, doing, or saying
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30. A margarita will always pick you up when you're down
31. Your margarita won't mind if you want to spend every night with it
32. It's okay if a margarita is a little salty
33. A margarita will never let you down
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