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33 Reasons To Get A Margarita Instead Of A Boyfriend

"No one will judge you if you have a different one every night"

Chloe Gottschalk

Jan 16, 2017

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33 Reasons To Get A Margarita Instead Of A Boyfriend

So, you're thinking about getting a boyfriend, are you? Well, before you make any rash decisions, I think you should take the time to seriously think about it. Do you want a boyfriend, or do you want a margarita? After reading this article, I think we all know which you're going to choose. And my suggestion to you is to get a Mango one, they're the best.

1. You won't mind sharing your margarita with someone else

2. They always boost your self confidence

3. Margaritas will never 'forget' to text you back

4. They'll never leave you with a bad taste in your mouth

5. You never have to spend more than $15 on a margarita

6. Margaritas won't lie to you

7. They always taste good

8. And if they don't, it's only because they're stronger than you originally thought

9. They always make sure you're having fun

10. No one will judge you if you have a different one every night

11. You always know exactly what you're getting with a margarita

12. A margarita will never give you mixed feelings

13. Plus, they can't speak

14. Margaritas always smell delicious

15. Their hangovers last a few hours, and heartbreaks can last for years

16. A margarita will never tell you you've had too much

17. Every margarita flavor tastes good

18. And if for some reason it doesn't, you can just get a new one

19. Every margarita size is fulfilling

20. Margaritas always make you happy

21. Your margarita will never look for someone who can finish it faster than you can

22. Your margarita will always like your friends, and your friends will always like it

23. You won't get mad when you hear that someone else sucked on your margarita

24. A margarita will never tell you you're being 'psycho'

25. Your margarita will never lead you on

26. A margarita won't get mad when you get a new one as soon as you're done with it

27. No one will think less of you if you're enjoying two margaritas at once

28. A margarita will support every decision you make

29. Margaritas won't call you derogatory names because of what you're wearing, doing, or saying

30. A margarita will always pick you up when you're down

31. Your margarita won't mind if you want to spend every night with it

32. It's okay if a margarita is a little salty

33. A margarita will never let you down

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"No one will judge you if you have a different one every night"

1. You won't mind sharing your margarita with someone else

2. They always boost your self confidence

3. Margaritas will never 'forget' to text you back

4. They'll never leave you with a bad taste in your mouth

5. You never have to spend more than $15 on a margarita

6. Margaritas won't lie to you

7. They always taste good

8. And if they don't, it's only because they're stronger than you originally thought

9. They always make sure you're having fun

10. No one will judge you if you have a different one every night

11. You always know exactly what you're getting with a margarita

12. A margarita will never give you mixed feelings

13. Plus, they can't speak

14. Margaritas always smell delicious

15. Their hangovers last a few hours, and heartbreaks can last for years

16. A margarita will never tell you you've had too much

17. Every margarita flavor tastes good

18. And if for some reason it doesn't, you can just get a new one

19. Every margarita size is fulfilling

20. Margaritas always make you happy

21. Your margarita will never look for someone who can finish it faster than you can

22. Your margarita will always like your friends, and your friends will always like it

23. You won't get mad when you hear that someone else sucked on your margarita

24. A margarita will never tell you you're being 'psycho'

25. Your margarita will never lead you on

26. A margarita won't get mad when you get a new one as soon as you're done with it

27. No one will think less of you if you're enjoying two margaritas at once

28. A margarita will support every decision you make

29. Margaritas won't call you derogatory names because of what you're wearing, doing, or saying

30. A margarita will always pick you up when you're down

31. Your margarita won't mind if you want to spend every night with it

32. It's okay if a margarita is a little salty

33. A margarita will never let you down

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

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