The Bachelor. What a love/hate relationship we all have with this show. One night a week, what seems to be every girl in American, gathers around the television, ready to predict the fate of the one and only, Ben Higgins. We hate to love it but the truth is that we utterly obsess over it... Every single Monday night.
1. "It's Monday, YES."
2. "This is the best part of my week."
3. "Is that sad?"
4. "Who got sent home last week?"
5. "Wait, how many Lauren's are there?"
6. "How is she still on here? She is all kinds of crazy!"
7. "I bet the are making him keep her on for a few weeks."
8. "I could easily win."
9. "I wonder where she got that dress."
10. "Ben looks FINE tonight!"
11. "Chris Harrison should be the next Bachelor."
12. "She could be the new Onion girl."
13. "Where did that girl come from?"
14. "Why do I even watch this?"
15. *Ben enters the room* "Oh yeah, that's why."
16. "Are you really going to question him for not making enough eye contact with you?"
17. "What the actual hell did she just say?"
18. "Why is every girl surprised that it isn't easy sharing a boyfriend?"
19. "No, seriously... has that girl been here the whole time?"
20. "Why would you put your occupation as 'unemployed.' You could at least make something up."
21. "If you could stay out of the drama for 5 minutes you would make it to the final rose ceremony."
22. *Comes up with plan to win*
23. "How is she still here?"
24. "OK, no one is that nice."
25. "If a guy like Ben can't find love, then there is really no hope for the rest of us."
26. "You can not claim a human being, Olivia."
27. "Also, I still hate you for talking about your toes when Ben needed comforting after his friends died."
28. "Do they actually eat the food when they go on dates?"
29. "I swear, if she gets a rose I am never watching this show again."
30. "That's it. I'm never watching this show again."
31. "OK that's a lie."
32. *Sobs* "I can't wait a whole week."
Mondays suck, but the Bachelor makes them a little better (when you aren't wanting to rip your hair out due to all of the drama going on). We love it, we hate it, we probably would be bored to death without it. Until next Monday, Ben.
