Your roommate since freshman year in college probably knows everything about you. Below is a list of things you or your roommate have probably said at some point:
- “Can you turn the light off?”
- “Can you turn the light on?”
- “I’m showering first.”
- “Are you doing laundry today or tomorrow?”
- “Caf soon?”
- “What show do you want to watch on Netflix tonight?
- “Let me show you this new song.”
- “What time is practice tomorrow?”
- “What’s today?”
- “Are you really getting a nap right now?”
- “Do you have an 8am tomorrow?”
- “Breakfast?”
- “Did you have your meeting with your advisor yet?”
- “Did we pass the Health and Safety inspections?”
- “Can I use your mirror?”
- “Are you going to the library soon?”
- “Do you have any hair ties?”
- “Can I borrow that dress?”
- *knocking on the bathroom door* “hurry up”
- “Does this outfit look weird?”
- “What should I respond to this text?”
- “Can I have some of that dry shampoo?”
- “Wanna take my car?”
- “Do you have a foam roller?”
- “Can you help me center this canvas on my wall?”
- “Dude”
- “Do you have a necklace that will go with this?”
- “Bro”
- “Can I borrow your speaker?”
- “Is it cool if I invite people over tonight?... Okay good because I already did.”
- “Love you, roomie.”
