*Travels for hours and hours to enter the gleaming gates of the festival*
1) Alright fellas, here we go.
2) Umm...what in the hell is that girl wearing?
3) Where is her mother...
4) I do wish I could look that cute in that outfit...
5) I should really start going to the gym...
6) OOOOH, FRIED OREOS!
*gobble gobble gobble*
7) That was totally worth $14.
8) Oh man what time is it? We really need to get to the EDM stage...
9) Where the hell are we?
10) Just follow the music and we'll find it...right?
11) Okay yeah let's start walking and we'll find it somehow.
*hears insanely loud bass in the distance*
*walks 2.4 miles*
12) Awwwww yeeeeah here we go!
*starts jigging*
13) Ugh, these people keep bumping into me...
14) Like HELLO I know you see me standing here...quit trying to start a mosh pit with me...
*moves to a different spot*
15) Here we go! This is perfect!
16) Wait...this dude in front of me is 6'5" and has a huge red wig on...
17) I can see literally nothing but red fuzzy hair. Great.
*moves at least six more times*
18) FINALLY I CAN SEE.
19) Oh my gawd I love Jack Ü! Jack Ü is my liiiife!
*looks at people hula hooping and waving ribbons in the back like their lives depended on it*
20) Wow, I wish I could dance like that...
*tries to dance like that*
*looks like a white dad at a family barbecue*
21) Oh maybe not though...
22) I REALLY need a drink...
23) This beer costs TWELVE DOLLARS?!?!?! OUTRAGEOUS!
24) "Alright can I get 4 beers please?"
*miraculously finds the courage to dance*
25) You know what? I don't even care. This is a place of love and acceptance. No one is going to judge me.
*totally gets judged but no longer gives a Funyun*
*stumbles to hard rock stage*
26) Dude we're about to see Ozzy...this is LEGENDARY.
27) I'm about to rage face so hard and I don't care who's watching.
*proceeds to rage face*
*show ends 2 hours later*
28) I think I have lost track of all time and reality...
29) You know what sounds good, though? WHATABURGER.
*finally crawls in bed covered in dirt, sweat, and glitter*
30) You know what I'm not even tired! We should go out to the bar and................zzzzZZZzZzzzZZZZzzzz...........
*dies for approximately 12 hours until it's time to do it all again*
Music festival season has come to a close but the next season is quickly approaching. Starting my countdown in 3....2........1.




















