You know how it is: Any job you want, you need to have an interview. Here are 30 things that tend to go through the typical person's mind before, during, and after an interview:
1. I have no idea what to wear.
2. I have 30 minutes to figure out how I want my hair and what to wear.
3. Shoot, I have a zit that I need to cover up. Seriously. Why does my body hate me?
4. I really hope I don't say something stupid.
5. Do these shoes look professional enough?
6. Do my clothes match?
7. Should I brush my teeth? I should brush my teeth.
8. What if I start to sweat?
9. I hope I don't have gas.
10. I hope I don't get the hiccups.
11. I hope I don't sneeze.
12. What if I start speaking in another language?
13. What if my mind goes completely blank?
14. Shoot, 10 minutes.
15. Does this outfit actually look nice?
16. I hope I'm not late.
17. Oh no. They look intimidating.
18. Don't mess up. Your life depends on this.
19. Stay calm. Do not panic.
20. Pay attention. They're asking you questions.
21. Don't say something stupid.
22. Smile.
23. I hope I don't have food in my teeth.
24. I need a question to ask them to make it look like I actually care. Great.
25. Shake their hand and say thank you. You want this, right?
26. I hope I didn't mess up.
27. Killed it?
28. I hope they liked me.
29. That wasn't too bad, though.
30. I hope I get it.