1. You always go to Donna’s line at the caf
2. You’ve never gone to one of the Pleasantville football games
3. You’ve shown a metrocard to the security over your Pace card and you still got in
4. You’ve seen a security guard asleep at the desk multiple times
5. You spend your flex dollars within the first month at school
6. You have at least 3 different promoters and available plans every day of the week
7. You’re forever thankful for the 4, 5 and 6 trains
8. Freshman year was all about TJ’s, sophomore year was all McGuires.
9. You’ll do anything for free food because what actually is the meal plan?
10. You either hate the portal, blackboard or the email platform (or all three)
11. YOU HATE OSA
12. Long Island Bagel, Open Kitchen and Rosella’s are literally the greatest things
13. You never understand the caf hours
14. You never have enough printer money
15. The reason your phone bill is so high is because of the awful WiFi
16. You have at least one class, if not two, with one of the people you drunkenly hooked up with
17. The caf at common hour is a mad house, yet you probably still go
18. Your freshman year was significantly better if you lived in Maria’s Towers versus John Street
19. You hate the people who take the elevator from B to 1
20. The elevator situation is always awful and probably the reason you’re always late for class
21. You have at least one friend who lives at Hanover Square, 100 Maiden Lane, 33 Gold, or 95 Wall
22. You probably borderline failed accounting
23. You never understood the point of UNV101
24. You probably have a crush on someone who works in the caf or at Starbucks
25. Waiting on the ridiculous Starbucks line is worth it compared to the caf coffee
26. You never go to the school events
27. You go to Brooklyn more than upper Manhattan
28. You sometimes hate that we don’t have a campus AT ALL
29. You genuinely thought you’d find a Wall Street man… and were VERY wrong
30. The liquor store employees know you better than the professors
