1. Your high school has “Bring Your Tractor to School Day.”

2. When someone asks you where you’re from, you have to name the big town closest to you, even if it’s hours away.

3. Sometimes you just have to pretend you’re from the suburbs.

4. Your graduating class size was in the double digits.

5. Your classmates skipped school for 4-H fairs.

6. The most common drama is not knowing who the father is.

7. Everyone in the town knows everything about you. Everything.

8. It’s physically impossible to avoid people you know, even if you try.

9. What’s worse, people actually say hi and want to talk to you. 

10. You grew up on Farmer’s Road. 

11. You met all of your friends in kindergarten. 

12. You drive your lawnmower to the bar. 

13. You drive your four-wheeler to church. 

14. You must travel great distances to fetch supplies. 

15. Parking lots are a place to hang out. 

16. Your high school’s front lawn is a cornfield. 

17. The biggest craze is the new Dollar General being built. 

18. You go to the town pool and realize you’re related to half the people there. 

19. Better than the fact that 80% of your high school has done some form of drug, or sold it. 

20. Back roads are the only way to get anywhere fast. 

21. Going anywhere out of town feels like traveling the Oregon Trail. 

22. You have to plan a day trip to the nearest shopping mall. 

23. Hookups tend to get incestuous. 

24. The biggest holiday of the year is the third of July. 

25. You can tell who’s coming down your street by how loud his or her truck is. 

26.Your best friend’s lifestyle can be summed up by the phrase: “Boatin’, bonin’ and stonin’".

27. When you go fishing, you may not catch a fish but you’ll sure catch a buzz. 

28. Casey’s is the local hangout. 

29. No one ever leaves. 

30. Nothing ever changes.