1. Walking to UHall is a long trek for you, even though that distance is nothing for most college campuses.
2. You or someone you know has taken an Uber from your dorm to UHall. Sorry 'bout it.
3. "You have to live in McKay? You poor soul," said everyone.
4. After a while you don't notice the bells going off every 15 minutes. "Did you hear that?" "Me neither."
5. You've seen more Range Rovers on campus than you've seen anywhere else in your life.
6. You've seen The Lair omelet man make your omelet so many times that you could probably make one with your eyes closed.
7. Community Table pretty much sucks but you go anyway because your mom wants you to use those Comm Table points. It sets you up for a nice night in the bathroom.
8. You probably eat more Mendocino Farms than Lair food. At least they accept Flexi, right?
9. You spend at least half of your Lion dollars buying chaser or midnight snacks at the C-Store.
10. Some nights, WOW pizza sounds like a good idea. So many regrets.
11. But you can always count on the freshman WOW gatherings every weekend from 11 to 1 a.m.
12. You've spent 7,000 years waiting for your Jamba Juice.
13. You then figured out how to Tapingo Jamba Juice so you only have to wait 5,000 years.
14. During finals week, Domino's delivery is your savior. It's all about the cheesy bread, my friends.
15. Whenever there's a nice sunset, expect to see it all over again on Snapchat. Can you blame us?
16. You've forgotten your OneCard and had to have PSafe let you in your room. Maybe in your pajamas or in your towel.
17. You've fought over a library study room with someone who took your room.
18. Sperrys. Sperrys everywhere.
19. You go to Manhattan Beach all the time, and you make sure to take a Snapchat of your Paradise Bowls.
20. You go to the beach instead of class sometimes because have you seen the weather?
21. You run into at least 30 other LMU students at every First Fridays.
22. You regularly go to SoulCycle.
23. You went to Coachella and/or Stagecoach.
24. Most days you didn't go to Convo hour, but now you're devastated that it's gone.
25. Straw hat man.
26. You've been to POWs on a Tuesday or Sharkeez on Thursdays.
27. You can count on PSafe to find the party. Sometimes before you do.
28. You've seen your fellow classmates go to clubs with celebrities in L.A., or your fellow classmates are celebrities.
29. You sang "Kumbaya" at orientation.
30. You know life on the bluff couldn't get much better.