It’s our time to shine. This week is THE American holiday. No, I'm not talking about the Fourth of July, or even flag day (June 14th for you history buffs out there). I'm talking about Thanksgiving, the one day when Americans can be both extremely gluttonous and generous at once. Plus, three - count em - THREE football games on national television on a Thursday. What a time to be alive. Sure, Canada celebrates it too, but in October, and it's not like the Pilgrims landed in Canada. They landed in New England, where they eventually became the most irritating fanbase of all time.
Thanksgiving also gives rise to breaks from school, and of course, commercialism. You can’t even finish your Thanksgiving nap before you have to rush to Target (It opens at 6 pm- you're welcome.) One of my college professors wants me to draw a turkey traced from my hand for homework, so let me rush through the reasons I'm thankful this thanksgiving.
- Friends
There are some of my friends that I haven’t seen in three months. After seeing them almost every day for twelve years, that’s a big gap. I mean, I've had to try not to annoy people these last few months. Its hard work. So over break, it's about seeing as many friends as possible. On the ground. In pain. From my tackle during our football game. Get your jerseys boys, it's on.
2. Family
Shocking right? And here I am thinking I invented the phrase friends and family. But it is true. Two family gatherings this week. Will the bigger arguments be over passing the turkey legs, or Donald Trump? Either way, mashed potatoes will fly. I will do my best to avoid the fray by watching the Panthers move to 11-0. Don’t worry, my cousins will ignore the rest of the family with me. I just have to come up with some stories about my semester that are family-friendly.
3. Food
The F words continue, but will stop as soon as I finish my thanksgiving meal, because it is swear-worthy. My mom puts in her most effort, and uses a few secrets to make the food delicious. I hope it's legal, because it is addicting. Too bad it only comes once a year.
