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3 Busty Boob Problems And Perks

Sometimes I cherish them and sometimes I wish they didn't exist.

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3 Busty Boob Problems And Perks
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I have a love/hate relationship with my boobs. Sometimes I cherish them and sometimes I wish they didn't exist. Big boobs come with achy backs, weird fitting bras, and the creepy guy's eyes.

However, big boobs also come with #bodypositivity, confidence, and convenience. Here are three pros and cons to having big boobs. Maybe some gals will think about this before signing up for a hefty boob job right away.


Busty Boob Probs

1. Desks and tables are our enemies.

While I love resting my head on a desk or table to relax for a few minutes out of the long day, I simply can't without feeling dismantled. My boobs completely lay on my desk! My height and breast size can't help but make it look like I'm completely putting my boobs on display. Sorry, world!

2. Sleeveless shirts? Forget about them.

The shirts without sleeves on large boobs have a rather horrible gravitational pull. An attempt at a peek-a-boo of cleavage becomes nearly a double nip slip. Sorry world, but I just wanted to stay in touch with my unique style.

3. Uninvited compliments... thanks creeper!

I am somewhat of a dreamer, I'll admit it. I use a plethora of dating sites in hopes of finding "the one", or at least the one for now. But seriously, there has got to be things other than "nice tits" to say to someone on a dating website. How about nice eyes, nice smile, nice hair, or even nice nose? Nope, "nice tits" it is from creeper number three, four, six, and eight.


Busty Boob Perks

1. Built-in table!

This might be just a me thing, but when I'm having my morning bowl of cereal, I often use my boobs as something to rest the bowl on. Now, this isn't limited to a cereal bowl, but also could be a dinner plate, or even a cell phone holder. Don't want your phone to fall into the crevice of the couch while watching TV? Just put it on your boobs.

2. Comforting thoughts!

My stomach may be big, but at least my boobs are bigger. I genuinely find pride in looking down at my feet and instead of being greeted by a stomach, I just see my boobs. I giggle with glee in seeing my boobs going out further than my stomach. Maybe I'm a weirdo, but it's a good feeling for me.

3. All bathing suit tops suit them.

Bathing suits are made for boobs to be protected, and as time advances, so do the styles. Every bathing suit style looks good on big boobs. I could wear a bathing suit with a trash can on it, and my boobs would make the bathing suit worthy of all eyes. Even straight girls will admire another girl's big boobs during swimsuit season.

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