29 Things That Would Have Never Been Said In An Episode Of 'Full House' | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

29 Things That Would Have Never Been Said In An Episode Of 'Full House'

Oh, how times have changed.

Marleigh Palmer
Mar 14, 2016
Lebanon Valley College
17
29 Things That Would Have Never Been Said In An Episode Of 'Full House'
Elle

There is no way that you would find middle schoolers with cell phones, mothers out at the clubs while the kids stay home, or references to social media sites, on an episode of "Full House". Those modern day references are in every episode of "Fuller House" and it is almost humorous to see how times have changed. In honor of the 29 years having passed between the two shows, try to imagine these 29 "Fuller House" quotes in an episode of "Full House". Then, find yourself laughing…in some cases…hysterically…

“Michelle sends her love, but she’s busy in New York running her fashion empire.” –Danny

“Relax mom, I already know the bad words: darn, booger, and Donald Trump.” –Max

“I’m fake texting so I don’t look like a loser.” -Ramona

“Congratulations DJ. I put your dating profile online a half hour ago and you already have 32 pokes, 24 winks, and a love letter from a guy in San Quinten.” -Kimmy

“Say hi to the Internet, Tommy.” -Ramona

“I used mother’s intuition. Which is the name of the app I used to track you.” -DJ

“You’re stuck in the 90’s.” -Stephanie

“I got my fist designer dress for the party.” -Ramona

“Have some faith in your swagger.” -Stephanie

“This will look great on my website.” -Kimmy

“Or it’s the Zombie Apocalypse!” -Max

“I just got 2 texts about how lame my party is from people who aren’t even here.” -Ramona

“You might want to stay off Instagram for a day or 2.” -Lola

“We fell asleep watching a movie, what’s more married than that?” -Fernando

“Dad, tell me you’re not taking selfies of you and the couch.” -DJ

“Papa let me drive one of his racecars! Check out this video mom!” -Ramona

“Once you’ve entered the friendzone, you can never get out.” -Ramona

“Saturday we’re gonna go to Sephora, pretend we want lip gloss, and get makeovers for free!” -Ramona

“Hey! That’s my One Direction pillow!” -Ramona

“You’d think I would have got a thank you call or text or a thumbs up emoji.” -Uncle Jesse

“Can we take a selfie?” -Jackson

“Stephanie’s broken up with a lot of guys, but this is the first time it’ll be on Sports Center.” -DJ

“You’re just now coming home from last night? Is this what the kids call the walk of shame?” -DJ

“Of course there will be booze, it’s a children’s party.” -Kimmy

“Where did you get that hat? Turban Outfitters?” -Matt

“You know this whole thing is just like the Bachelorette.” -Stephanie

“I’m gonna tweet all of my friends about it.” -Ramona

“Look at us, we even have a couple name. We are just like Brangelina.” -Fernando

If you made it through this list without finding yourself laughing, you haven’t watched the show yet. It’s on Netflix. "Fuller House". Check it out. You will not regret it. There are endless quotes and moments on "Fuller House", same characters, same personalities, just a little more modern day. What’s not to love about a modernized classic?

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

AI music threatens creativity

The Soul of Sound: How AI Challenges Human Expression in Music

66939
Humans and robots face off in a rock band battle with guitars and drums, under dynamic lighting.
StableDiffusion

In an age where artificial intelligence can mimic the voice of Freddie Mercury or reimagine pop hits as synthwave ballads, a new frontier has emerged — one that blurs the line between innovation and erosion. While AI offers undeniable benefits in technical domains, its intrusion into creative arts, especially music, raises urgent questions. Not just about copyright, but about culture, education, and the very soul of artistic expression.


Keep Reading...Show less
ai generated music
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

Miami University
379340
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
music
Entertainment

Why Your Astrological Sign May Not Match Your Personality

We are all more than just one sign.

SUNY Plattsburgh
287943
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
astrology
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

UNC Greensboro
248788
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
spring
Relationships

The Importance Of Being A Good Person

An open letter to the good-hearted people.

Sacred Heart University
473341
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less
good person

Trending Topics

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments