28 Thoughts I Had While Watching the Rocky Horror Remake
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28 Thoughts I Had While Watching the Rocky Horror Remake

You can never truly beat the original.

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28 Thoughts I Had While Watching the Rocky Horror Remake
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a cult classic with generations of fans spanning the globe. So, naturally when FOX released that they would be remaking the film, a variety of reactions erupted. Some were excited to see their favorite film recreated...others, skeptical. Here is a thought by thought summary of how the remake went for my suite mates and me:

1. Is that Madonna? No? Ok.

2. Why'd they have to change the quote on the wedding car?

3. Brad totally added a "that" in front of "you beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet," don't think I didn't catch that...

4. I guess we can sprint through "Over At The Frankenstein Place."

5. Ok, Magenta's faux-English accent is rough to listen to.

6. KING CURRY HAS ARRIVED!

7. But why aren't they ACTUALLY doing the Time Warp dance???

8. LET'S GO LAVERNE HERE WE GO!!!

9. Oh no, what's on her head?

10. Well...no one could do it better than Tim Curry now, could they?

11. Does Frank-N-Furter think Brad's name is "Bread?"

12. Why is Rocky in an ice bath?

13. Someone, please fix Rocky's dark brown roots.

14. ADAM LAMBERT YASSS!!! MVP!

15. These accents are truly awful, though.

16. How is FOX going to go about these bed scenes?

17. To be honest, the original silhouette idea seems a little less raunchy.

18. How did Janet and Rocky get from the ice box, to the bed, back to the ice box?

19. They took out that pivotal shot?

20. There is no Rocky grunting in the "Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky!" sequence...

21. Ok, the meatloaf pun was a nice touch.

22. Uh, this "Wise Up, Janet Weiss" scene got quite abusive since the '70's.

23. Aw man, what happened to the red corsets?!

24. Frank-N-Furter just got out of a pool, why does she look like Beyonce?

25. Overall, this felt like it was more about the performance rather than the message and that's quite a shame.

26. One more time for the people in the back, YOU GO KING CURRY!

28. I probably shouldn't have skipped class for this...

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