Hello, lads and lasses.
I hope you're having the time of your life in Cabo, Miami, Hawaii or wherever you are. While many of you will be getting plastered with your friends, I've created a list of activities for those who will be staying home for break this year.
There is a chance that the following activities may not be enjoyable nor safe and there is a chance that you might get seriously injured or arrested.
Viewer discretion is advised.
1. Clean your house
Hey, at least your parents are going to love you for this one. If you got any extra time, come clean my house too.
2. Go study at the library
A good student studies in advance and reviews afterwards. Go to the library and earn the 4.0 you deserve.
3. Go pass out at the library
Who are we kidding? You're probably not going to the library to study. But if you do decide to go, make sure to bring a pillow so you can have a nice nap.
5. Get HAM radio certification
I always wanted to get HAM radio certified. Isn't this how you talk with aliens? No? Okay, never mind then.
6. Build a robot
How hard can it be? You could probably learn how to build one from YouTube.
7. Spend time with your parents
When I say "spend time", I actually mean drink with your parents. While you are at it, you can play a little drinking game called "Truth or Drink". Watch the full video here.
8. Take your dog to the dog park
Sometimes I feel bad for my dog because he's home, all by himself, eating the same food every day. Also, he's getting fat. I'm sure the dog will have the time of his life and will love you forever for doing this.
9. Take your cat to the dog park
I don't think your cats going to like you after this but I'm kind of curious to see what will happen..
10. Take a shower
Day 1 is finished, and you still have so much to do. Why don't you take a shower before you head off to bed.
11. Get a fake tan
Hey, at least you could tell people that you went somewhere fun for break.
12. Drink lots of water
Hydration is key in any things that you do. Sports, writing, violin practice, whatever it is water is key.
13. Ding-dong ditch your neighbors
This was the go to mischievous prank that we used to do as kids. Now if you get caught, you might have to pay a fine or get arrested I don't know. Worst thing about being an adult is that it's harder to get away with things like this.
14. Get a Haircut
All wise men have said many times in history, "when you look good, you play good."
15. Go get yourself a job
Now that you're tan, you're clean and gotten a haircut, maybe it's about time you got off your bum and find yourself a job.
16. See how many Locos Doritos Tacos you can eat in an hour
This would be the perfect first date with your crush. Ask him or her out to Taco Bell and challenge them to a Doritos taco eating contest.
17. Count the minutes you're on the toilet
Have fun dealing with the aftermath of no. 16
18. See what happens if you try to steal a cop car
Please let me know what happens after. *This stunt requires tremendous amount of courage to pull off
19. Buy a pet tortoise
Click on this link. You can also buy an alligator.
20. Buy a pet hare
Do you see where I'm going with this?
21. Race them
I've always wondered if fables were literal.
22. Leave a Yelp review
5 star is guaranteed. Make sure to use MLA format and cite your sources.
23. Skinny dip in the community pool
This is probably the most fun way to get arrested and possibly be registered as a sex offender.
24. Make a YouTube video
Your first video would be somewhere along the lines of "A College Student Finally Arrested After Stealing Cop Car and Skinny Dipping in a Pool."
25. Find out what kind of food they serve in Prison
This is the only natural step after what you did in the community pool, you sick monster.
26. Become a Pokémon master
Do you want to be the very best or nah?
27. Read a book
Now at this point, you're thinking, "finally, a normal human activity!"
28. Fall sleep one more time
Break will be over sooner than you know it. Enjoy your time off while it lasts and get plenty of sleep.
*This list was created for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt any of these stunts in real life, we will not be held liable for any damages under any circumstances.
