There is nothing worse than an exam week at Purdue University. Somehow, no matter what classes you are in, all of the exams and papers seem to magically align in the same week, at least once a semester. We all know the 2 a.m. caffeine induced coma of an exam week all too well, and some people, including myself, would rather lose an arm than have to go through it every exam week.
1. Okay, this week won't be too bad, I at least relatively understand most of the subject material in my classes.
Energy and optimism are high at the beginning of the week. I can probably pull this off.
2. I know nothing about anything.
...or not.
3. Boilercast is my actual best friend.
4. I shouldn't have missed so many Friday classes. I hate myself.
Thursday nights are so fun though...
5. I am just going to take a small break to create an ideal "Study Playlist"...
6. How is it already 1 a.m.?!
Small study break took 2 hours. Whoops.
7. How did I already go through 150 notecards?!
8. I have been studying all night and Istill don't know anything about anything.
9. I am so screwed.
10. I need cookies. Or pizza. Or both. Definitely both.
11. How much caffeine is too much?
12. Does the human body REALLY need sleep?
13. Thank goodness they drop one exam.
14. I am supposed to have read how many chapters?
That's just absolutely not happening.
15. I give up.
16. I am still so screwed.
17. Maybe I'll just go to sleep now and wake up early tomorrow and study...
Once I start telling myself this, I have already lost the battle.
18. I can't do this again tomorrow night.
19. Am I even awake right now?
I don't think I am conscious.
20. My brain feels fuzzy. I think I am losing vision!
21. Maybe college isn't for me.
22. Update: still screwed.
23. Thank god for Jimmy John's delivery until 3 a.m.
Y'all the real MVPs.
24. I need to stop spending so much money on study food...
25. Well, exam time. Here goes nothing.
26. That wasn't THAT bad...
27. I am not checking my grades until after Spring Break.
Ignorance is bliss.
