So, I heard your life is falling apart. This is a catchy phrase millennials use to describe making poor decisions and avoiding responsibilities. At least, when I use the phrase, it's because of those things. Buzzfeed quizzes are a wonderful way to distract oneself, especially if you really believe they can predict your future through building a taco in order to find which city you should move to (I got Prague). Sounds pretty legit. Scroll down to find some other great ways to predict your future and procrastinate your present. *All credit to @OdysseyRejects on Twitter for the idea.

1. Choose some trends to find which decade you belong to.

There's something us millennials find so romantic about other decades. Maybe it's because this one is falling apart?? Pick your trends and find out your decade here!

2. What should your Uber rating really be?

It takes forever to go through the steps on the app to get to your rating, then you have to click submit for them to give it to you. Use this quiz to find out your real rating. If you really want to find your rating, just click the menu button and it should appear right under your name. Amazing.

3. Design a garden to find out which pet you'll get.

While it states designing a garden, it's more like designing a dream backyard that you can probably never afford. Dreams are great though, right?

4. How good are you at yoga really?

When I first started yoga, I was a flexible and bendy 15 year old. Now, it hurts to lunge and I try to push myself in classes to make those around me impressed (that's not very zen!) If you don't want to try a class, take this quiz to see if it's worth it!!

5. Order a grilled cheese to discover what city you should live in.

If you didn't take the taco building quiz, order a grilled cheese! Maybe you like grilled cheese better than tacos (if you do, I don't wanna talk. I just wanna fight), then this quiz is a better fit!

6. This quiz will tell you if you really know how to cook or not.

I hope my brother takes this so we can finally decide who is the real and better chef in the family. If your life is falling apart, take this quiz and your life might fall apart even more!!

7. If you get 3/7 on this quiz you're getting sucker punched by fake news.

Life is falling apart, why not get sucker punched by fake news, am I right? Good luck.

8. This love test will reveal the exact age you'll get married.

I'm gonna be honest here y'all, in high school I used to think these things were real. Maybe some people do believe in this?? Find out when you'll get married here. Apparently I'm getting married when I'm 21. I've been 21 for 5 months now, where's my ring????

9. Create a bowl of pasta and we'll tell you your best quality

At least there's one good thing as your life is falling apart right??? (That'd be the pasta.)

10. Can you tell the difference between Britain and the most beautiful places in the world?

A lot of Americans can't even name all the states on a map, so I bet this quiz is a lot of fun!

11. Take this quiz and we'll tell you what type of wine you are.

If you're (legally) drunk, then life isn't so bad, right? Although, I got Moscato and that just doesn't seem right.

12. How popular are your least favorite movie character opinions?

I don't really know what this means but if it distracts you from your life falling apart, that helps right??

13. Make six life decisions and we'll tell you what kind of tattoo to get.

Whatever, life is going downhill. Get a tattoo.

14. Do you really know the periodic table?

Maybe it's time for a career or major change? I guess if you get them all right, your life could get better!

15. Can you guess which celeb these tweets belong to?

Every time it feels like my life is falling apart, I refresh Twitter constantly looking for a little bit of happiness. Celeb tweets are the best.

16. It's time to find out your lucky number!

THIS is what you've been waiting for so life can turn around!! Start counting everything off by multiples of 6 and life will get better.

17. If you've done 29/44 of these things, you're ready for retirement.

Life is falling apart so might as well go into retirement. Or is it hibernation? Aren't they the same??

18. Can you really tell the difference between "your" and "you're"?

Getting this wrong means maybe life will stop falling apart and you should go back to elementary school.

19. Would you rather: ultimate pasta edition.

Dude. Pasta distracts from all.

20. Only 13% of people can score 8 out of 8 on this memory test.

Since life is already falling apart, might as well add to the stress?

21. Answer these random questions and we'll correctly guess your zodiac sign.

It has to be right. This is Buzzfeed, which is basically science.

22. Eat a lot of food and we'll tell you what dog breed to get.

I mean, my apartment-style dorm building on campus doesn't allow pets, but I want a dog. It will distract me even more from my life falling apart. Genius.

23. Only people with perfect vision can see the hidden Mickeys.

If I don't have perfect vision, is that something to be concerned about? Is that why my life is falling apart??

24. 15 cool and useful products Canadians are buying on Amazon right now.

ALL of the Canadians have their lives together, so if I buy all these items my life will be together, right???

25. Answer these 7 questions and we'll tell you which deadly sin will send you to hell.

I mean, might as well know now since life is falling apart.

26. This emoji quiz will tell you what you did in your past life.

If I know what I did in my past life, I can fix what I'll do in my future life, right???